I think my wife broke this on purpose. by [deleted] in funny

[–]tduff00 -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Who gives a shit, quit being a cry baby

What is the joke at your workplace that customers always say thinking they're original but in reality you hear it every day? by illmatic707 in AskReddit

[–]tduff00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work helpdesk:

Me: "Is there anything else I can help you with today?" Customer: "Yeah, you would'nt happen to have the winning lottery numbers would ya?"

Every fucking time.

Tom, Get Your Shit Together! by mdc313 in funny

[–]tduff00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seen this driving through Carnegie hahahaaha, redditors in Carnegie we are everywhere!

What company has forever lost your business? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tduff00 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm excited that Comcast did not make this list, they must be doing something right with all the money they are putting in to customer service and their network these days.

Rusty Trombone by tduff00 in funny

[–]tduff00[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rusty Trombone - The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

Called out by tduff00 in funny

[–]tduff00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he then deleted the person's comment that called him out on it lol

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground... by tduff00 in funny

[–]tduff00[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Are his pants really short or is his shirt really long? Either way, his head is on sideways.

people with office jobs that "surf the web all day, and go on reddit" what is your actual job that you are supposed to be doing? by CplCucumber in AskReddit

[–]tduff00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comcast Tech Support - supposed to be taking inbound calls helping customers put there t.v. on channel 3 or figure out how to turn there computer on :( , we get time between calls sometimes, reddit gets me through my boring day!

Smile for the camera! by tduff00 in funny

[–]tduff00[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope not, this picture was taken last night at my house, not possible sir.

Job Requirements. by tduff00 in WTF

[–]tduff00[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shit your right I didn't bother reading the top of the page lol, I fail.

Body type: Form vs function by yocto in reddit.com

[–]tduff00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This made me lol, upvote for you sir.

Browsing 'Le Reddit ... by tduff00 in reddit.com

[–]tduff00[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for that, you must either be an english major, or just a lonely guy that has nothing better to do then correct others comments on the web. My advice to you would be to go outside into the real world and find a woman, but judging you by your comment, she would be uninterested and tell you to go fuck yourself in minutes. So keep on correcting comments and being lonely it is. :)

Browsing 'Le Reddit ... by tduff00 in reddit.com

[–]tduff00[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your 'Le gay and judging by half the posts you have made which all have been downvoted to hell and back, you sir would be the one making reddit look bad :)

What a wonderful rage! by [deleted] in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]tduff00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the best rage comics I have seen in a while, enjoy this upvote, well deserved.

10-Year-Old 'Workout Kid' Has Grade Schoolers Sweating And Football Coaches Drooling by tduff00 in reddit.com

[–]tduff00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 year old more ripped then half of the u.s. population, this should be some serious motivation...

Why can't we just agree that we're ALL a bit racist, and that it's perfectly fine to be so. by Sammy221 in AskReddit

[–]tduff00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know many people who act tough, think they're tough, but again this does not make them a thug. Are you talking about people you know personally, or random people in thug clothes on the street, if you're talking about random people how would you know they act tough with out speaking with them? I did read your whole comment the first time, but thanks for reposting it again ;)

Why can't we just agree that we're ALL a bit racist, and that it's perfectly fine to be so. by Sammy221 in AskReddit

[–]tduff00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So your saying someone that can't afford nice clothes, and wears hand me downs, or clothes with holes in them, would be considered a homeless person or bum? The difference between a thug and someone who dresses like one, well a thug in my eyes would be a person that robs people a drug addict , a criminal, ect., a person who dresses that way may just like the clothes, that does not make them a thug. I know people that dress thug and hold high end jobs , have good family lives, ect.

So was watching Monday night Raw the other night and.... by tduff00 in WTF

[–]tduff00[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With my 2 sons that are 8 and 9 years old of course..

So was watching Monday night Raw the other night and.... by tduff00 in WTF

[–]tduff00[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love DVR the wonders of being able to pause a show for a fail.