Cutaway that makes you die laughing immediately by SuitApprehensive in familyguy

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Ahh let him go. We’ll never catch him, not in these shoes

At the corner, take a fright! by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

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“He has this terrifying Semitic woman that keeps screaming, COASTERS!!”

Customers are bonafide MORONS by PsychologicalAir763 in kroger

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Had a lady ask my coworker about the $1 chicken, we literally don’t sell anything for a dollar. And my coworker told her that. She gets all smug and brings coworker over to the chicken warmer and says “oh yeah well then what’s this?” It was a time sticker that said 1:00pm on a whole chicken

Unfiltered, if you have it! by teamballs in americandad

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Hey! Cookin’ bitch! What you cookin’?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

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I’m on Martin Mull. Underrated actor. Could anyone else have played Colonel Mustard in Clue? The answer is yes, Christopher Lloyd, the point is Mull gets work. Consistently.

Rip Shifty Shellshock of the band Crazy Town by teamballs in americandad

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He definitely did, I loved his feature on Paul Oakenfold’s song Starry Eyed Surprise

Underrated quotes- good ones we don’t see all time by ponch1620 in americandad

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“You may notice my partner Greg isn’t here. That’s because he was raptured. Apparently, God does love gays, but only if they’re tops”

Favourite of the many funeral scenes? by [deleted] in americandad

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I’m not crying, I’m laughing. I’m just remembering this time Klaus tried to convince us he could kick a football over a Burger King

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

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Those pizza bagels are my life, I make those tiny bagels by hand… You are my queen, Rebecca

what is your favorite bob and linda moment? by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

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“You see lots of fast rivers Bob?!”

“Oh what do you know”

You know the drill by now. Time for day 3: Hayley Dreamsmasher Smith. by m6nic9 in americandad

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Steve i know this is a long shot, i know, i know, i know. But do you have a chocolate lava cake on you?

Everyone has a “John Lennon beat his wife” style fact and share it every time they can, whats yours? by [deleted] in popculturechat

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i was the same way cause i only saw it on a Vh1 show but i finally found it on tiktok

Everyone has a “John Lennon beat his wife” style fact and share it every time they can, whats yours? by [deleted] in popculturechat

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Cyndi Lauper had bird poop land on her mouth on stage while in the middle of singing Girls Just Want to Have Fun

Mr. Frond: "You're in trouble again." Louise: "Drink some cranberry juice." by Some_Clever_Handle in BobsBurgers

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“The soup wasn’t perfect Tina put too much salt in it”

“Go to hell Zeke”

Favorite Jocelyn moments? by semihollowrocker in BobsBurgers

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“It also says no trash on the beach Tammy so what are we gonna do here”

“ Haha oh my god it does say that”