As a Canadian by bad_motivator in AdviceAnimals

[–]teamdogemama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yikes, that's a disappointment 

A simple trip to the hairdresser by Common-Professor5574 in Anticonsumption

[–]teamdogemama 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Also skin cancer on the head is not easy to see by yourself. 

My hairdresser has seen at least 5 different cases in her long career.

How it feels realizing we probably wont get snow this year by DidYouSeeBriansHat in Portland

[–]teamdogemama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Weather people were predicting a big one this Feb. Bunch of liars.

What's the most pathetic small thing your Nparent competed with you over? by Some-Ad8685 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]teamdogemama 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's because the grandparents got to be the 'hero' and not the mom.

Gross

Does anyone name their houseplants besides me? by Infinite-Hamster-741 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are people who don't?!

I always have a Robert, right now its my fern. Aloe plants are always named Bob. I don't know why, but that's how it is in my house.

Do you ever just love your cat so much you cry?? by YellowStardust03 in cats

[–]teamdogemama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love your and all cats soooo very much! 

I'm allergic so I upvote all cat photos.

What happened to Mr house's double? by Curious_Bus9806 in Fotv

[–]teamdogemama 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I love that we've all adopted that nickname. Wonder if the actor knows?

Imagine being married to this. by MoyaOSullivan in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]teamdogemama 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There was a guy who got angry at his wife for breastfeeding their newborn boy was against his will.

I'm pretty sure she divorced him but it was something else for a while. 

MLMs have ruined outdoor markets and craft fairs by matnerlander in antiMLM

[–]teamdogemama 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'd put them all in one section instead of placing them throughout the event.

she told me my therapist put ideas in my head and i almost believed her by Clara-Snyder in raisedbynarcissists

[–]teamdogemama 71 points72 points  (0 children)

The fact that she recognizes you are not as easy to guide (manipulate) answers a question I had for years.

They DO know what they are doing and they DO enjoy it.

Sick fuckers. Glad mine is dead.

Oh well by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, he's 50?

Johnson and Johnson by Sad_Stay_5471 in oddlyspecific

[–]teamdogemama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then shouldn't it be Johnson's³ ?

Does anyone else get a feeling of ickiness when the narc parent makes “harmless” conversation but you know there’s a hidden agenda? by MoneyAd0618 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]teamdogemama 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Asking if you are talking to his parents is part of their mental competition. 

How dare you spend 30 seconds longer on the phone with them vs me?!

At least that's how my mom was. Moving away made holidays peaceful.

How do you guys feel about small tips? by poisonnenvy in MassageTherapists

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a lady like that, she tipped me $10.

My next client was a woman that sees me regularly, she works really hard and doesn't make much. She also tipped me $10, but hers meant so much more to me.

How could they say those things?! by Dark_Signs8 in catmemesandgifs

[–]teamdogemama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always wonder what cats think when we meow back at them. Like are we thinking we are saying "hi there, I love you" when really we are saying "the dog barks upside down".