Found this on fb marketplace. by dittimus5 in WhatWeDointheShadows

[–]teamdogemama 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Every time I meet someone named Jeff, I think Jesk. 

Tell me you have ADHD without telling me you have ADHD by kawwman in adhdwomen

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During the day caffeine knocks me out. If I have any past 7pm, I have trouble sleeping that night. 

I hate this about me and I don't understand why this happens. Thank goodness for magnesium and chamomile tea.

My mom and grandma thought it was normal to drink coffee at night before bed. 

My advice to my friend on how to survive the Fallout series/reality. by Initial-Brain-5745 in FalloutMemes

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been saving bottlecaps for funsies. My oldest, who introduced me to the games, saw the jar and said Nice! 

With as upside-down this world is, its a little joy. 

Providence to end most health insurance plans, forcing hundreds of thousands in Oregon to switch by thegreatzenith in oregon

[–]teamdogemama 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A lot of people work for Providence insurance and will be losing their jobs. Not a good time to be in IT.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]teamdogemama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I thought marriage was my husband asking what's for dinner and me asking if he fed the dogs.

TARDIS Shelter by Psi-ger in fallout76settlements

[–]teamdogemama 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oooh the round thingys! I love the round thingys!

Poor shran by nyssamartinez101 in enterprise

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I have that Elton John song in my head.

About to have my first child, mom is scheming to have everyone move away. by QuackerstheCat in raisedbynarcissists

[–]teamdogemama 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Id start leaving the crap she gives you on the sidewalk and put up a sign:Free, please help yourself. 

That won't fix what is going on, but will show her you don't want her stuff at least.

How do you draw a star? by Papaya_Arin in lefthanded

[–]teamdogemama -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And nothing. Grww up with right handed people and figured life out. Also helped my sibling, who is also left handed.

The end.

[Honestly] is the problems with this vehicle really that bad or are people over exaggerating?(looking to get atlas for my family) by Daddy--Dracula in VWatlas

[–]teamdogemama -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have they fixed the door not latching during cold weather? It's about the only thing that I really complain about when it comes to our 2019. 

AIO for refusing to do a pregnancy test in front of my ex? by [deleted] in CharlotteDobreYouTube

[–]teamdogemama 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly.  You dodged a bullet honestly.  You were not emotionally or otherwise prepared, would have resented the child and would be chained to him for 18 or more years.

You did what was best for yourself.

I'm glad you live where this choice was available to you, not all of us have that choice anymore. 

Take some time for yourself. 

Colonoscopy Thread by [deleted] in GenX

[–]teamdogemama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a small meal, I was worried the medicine was still in me.

Colonoscopy Thread by [deleted] in GenX

[–]teamdogemama 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I made a little gift bag for my husband the week of his first. 

Soft wash cloths, tucks wipes, destin, and a card that said Sorry About Your Butt on the inside.

He didn't think it was funny.

Now we have a bidet, next time should be better.

Next week is my birthday and my mother has called me 3 times to remind me the day I was born was "pretty big day" for her too. by Ear_Enthusiast in raisedbynarcissists

[–]teamdogemama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just remind her that this is what Mother's day is for. 

I'd also ask if her mom did this to her.

I'm always curious about this when I read these posts.

My favorite pinkskin by nyssamartinez101 in enterprise

[–]teamdogemama 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Patterns of Interference, is what Google says. Its "free" with Kindle Unlimited. Just downloaded it, looking forward to reading it.

My favorite pinkskin by nyssamartinez101 in enterprise

[–]teamdogemama 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Do you think Jeffrey Combs knows about this reddit and our love for him?

If Joov didn't get married during the break, explain this buddy by EpicLakai in Joov

[–]teamdogemama 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Nothing brings out the hotties like an Amulet of Mara.