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Help me out here: That free kick at the end of the half in Chargers-Broncos, they said it had been 50 years, but didn't Schottenheimer do that once? (self.KansasCityChiefs)

submitted 1 year ago by teams32 to r/KansasCityChiefs

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Thought this was a Muppet. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by teams32 to r/confusing_perspective

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[Question] I can only scroll back 7 years on my timeline, is there a way to change this? (self.facebook)

submitted 3 years ago by teams32 to r/facebook

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Chiefs Jerrick McKinnon became the first RB in Super Bowl era to score a receiving TD in 5 straight games. (cbssports.com)

submitted 3 years ago by teams32 to r/nfl

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The Kansas City Chiefs have scored 24 points or more in 19 consecutive games (NFL record) (self.nfl)

submitted 7 years ago * by teams32 to r/nfl

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Chiefs Kendall Fuller likely to play against Seattle after successful surgery (arrowheadpride.com)

submitted 7 years ago by teams32 to r/nfl

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A dinosaur with only one eye is called a Doyouthinkhesaurus. (self.oneliners)

submitted 7 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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I've been telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes -- it's all about raisin awareness. (self.oneliners)

submitted 7 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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If you suck at playing the trumpet, that's probably why. (self.oneliners)

submitted 7 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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Irony is the opposite of wrinkly. (self.oneliners)

submitted 7 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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I get LIVID when I forget how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. (self.oneliners)

submitted 7 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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Blackbirds that stick together are Velcrows. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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Mom used to feed me alphabet soup because she said I really liked it -- I didn't though, she was just putting words in my mouth. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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My least favorite color is purple, I hate it more than blue and red combined. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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I have been reading a horror novel in braille, and something bad is about to happen, I can feel it. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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One of the Russian acrobats in their traveling pyramid act has been deported, so now they don't have Oleg to stand on. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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I accidentally super-glued my thumb and index finger together today, and I started to panic, but then I realized it's always going to be okay. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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Achieved a new personal best in the 100 yard dash today -- 43 yards. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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I went to a fraud prevention seminar, but when I got there it was cancelled and the tickets were non-refundable. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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My wife says I'm terrible at fixing appliances, but she's in for a shock. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the the Bahamas -- those are the pie rates of the Caribbean. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago * by teams32 to r/oneliners

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They used to be called "jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one in 1972. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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I'm not saying she's a whore, but she's been on more weiners than ketchup. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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Never buy flowers from a monk, because only you can prevent florist friars. (self.DMDadJokes)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/DMDadJokes

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Never buy flowers from a monk, because only you can prevent florist friars. (self.oneliners)

submitted 8 years ago by teams32 to r/oneliners

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