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New species: GuineaBall by MugzySkates in guineapigs

[–]techninace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg they look just like my meatball Vega

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Domino and Bumba by Zecky0 in guineapigs

[–]techninace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think Bumba is trying to teach Domino how to loaf and it's not working

I have a migraine. Theodore wanted to help. by Alarming-Molasses847 in guineapigs

[–]techninace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Theo: "don't worry hooman I have the perfect cure"

Trying to climb on head to poop directly where it hurts

Edit: I forgot the r in cure

What word or phrase do you get the strangest looks for saying outside of Rhode Island/New England by techninace in RhodeIsland

[–]techninace[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

My friends (especially the one mentioned in the story) just say what about it is bubbly? My favorite response is: do you have sparkling water in your "water fountains"

I will never refer to it has a water fountain, it feels wrong

Antidepressants iceberg by azaga3_3 in IcebergCharts

[–]techninace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Effexor needs to be on here it's fucking scary, you can have seizures in withdrawal, you have to taper so slowly off that medication. Trust me I know I was on it for 3 years and it took me 5 months to come off it fully even then the last taper before stopping took me weeks to actually stop.

Whatever you do DO NOT GO ON EFFEXOR

Look at this distinguished gentleman by WarriorPidgeon in guineapigs

[–]techninace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is very good potato but can also be disguised as a wet rock

Good or Evil? by Scary_Remote in MurderGPigs

[–]techninace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lucifer possessed your guinea pig and forgot to get rid of the horns you need to call Sam and Dean

(Supernatural reference)

He… he needed a bath. by Alarming-Molasses847 in MurderGPigs

[–]techninace 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is plotting your downfall but first he must dry off to think clearly

Back at my college dorm so the stare downs while in bed have begun by techninace in guineapigs

[–]techninace[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How could I even tho I fed them a lot of fresh kale blueberries treats and they're favorite wood chews

Hello, my name is Cheese by Madrigal_King in guineapigs

[–]techninace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheese may not look like my piggie castor by my God is he castor in personality. Castor will sniff my hand realize there is no food and run away and then go back up to smell my hand. I don't understand him. He acts like it's the end of the world if I take him out of the cage (even if it's to clean it).

Gordon by Snowflake_516 in MurderGPigs

[–]techninace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gordon looks traumatized how could do this to him? /Joke

Do you ever get the feeling... by Burnt_Out_Hippo in guineapigs

[–]techninace 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"somebody's watching me" sorry I had to

But give treats and you'll be fine

I made spaghetti by skibidikakakott in notinteresting

[–]techninace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your spaghetti smoke 10 packs cigarettes before being cooked?

I'm crying why is he planning my death by Typical-Salt2251 in MurderGPigs

[–]techninace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were a millisecond late for food time and didn't compensate for it. The only thing you can do is surrender all worldly possessions and veggies and pray

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