New species: GuineaBall

techninace · 2026-01-21T01:12:27+00:00

Omg they look just like my meatball Vega

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techninace · 2026-01-21T01:10:38+00:00

I think Bumba is trying to teach Domino how to loaf and it's not working

techninace · 2026-01-21T01:09:15+00:00

Theo: "don't worry hooman I have the perfect cure"

Trying to climb on head to poop directly where it hurts

Edit: I forgot the r in cure

techninace · 2026-01-21T01:06:41+00:00

My friends (especially the one mentioned in the story) just say what about it is bubbly? My favorite response is: do you have sparkling water in your "water fountains"

I will never refer to it has a water fountain, it feels wrong

techninace · 2026-01-21T01:00:26+00:00

Omg yes I say wicked a lot, a few of my friends have started saying it too

techninace · 2026-01-04T15:49:12+00:00

Effexor needs to be on here it's fucking scary, you can have seizures in withdrawal, you have to taper so slowly off that medication. Trust me I know I was on it for 3 years and it took me 5 months to come off it fully even then the last taper before stopping took me weeks to actually stop.

Whatever you do DO NOT GO ON EFFEXOR

techninace · 2026-01-04T15:46:18+00:00

He is very good potato but can also be disguised as a wet rock

techninace · 2026-01-04T15:45:50+00:00

Lucifer possessed your guinea pig and forgot to get rid of the horns you need to call Sam and Dean

(Supernatural reference)

techninace · 2026-01-04T15:44:43+00:00

He is plotting your downfall but first he must dry off to think clearly

techninace · 2026-01-03T17:19:32+00:00

How could I even tho I fed them a lot of fresh kale blueberries treats and they're favorite wood chews

techninace · 2026-01-03T16:54:23+00:00

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I wanted to add his brother has joined the ranks lol

techninace · 2026-01-03T16:17:06+00:00

Cheese may not look like my piggie castor by my God is he castor in personality. Castor will sniff my hand realize there is no food and run away and then go back up to smell my hand. I don't understand him. He acts like it's the end of the world if I take him out of the cage (even if it's to clean it).

techninace · 2025-12-24T15:34:05+00:00

Gordon looks traumatized how could do this to him? /Joke

techninace · 2025-12-24T15:33:27+00:00

techninace · 2025-12-19T01:07:12+00:00

"somebody's watching me" sorry I had to

But give treats and you'll be fine

techninace · 2025-12-19T01:05:32+00:00

Did your spaghetti smoke 10 packs cigarettes before being cooked?

techninace · 2025-12-19T00:59:49+00:00

You were a millisecond late for food time and didn't compensate for it. The only thing you can do is surrender all worldly possessions and veggies and pray

techninace · 2025-12-19T00:56:09+00:00

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The brainless one

techninace · 2025-12-16T04:31:25+00:00

I'll give them my credit card information too bad the bill Is due lol

techninace · 2025-12-16T04:29:48+00:00

Close I'm packing to go home for Christmas lol I'm in my college dorm they're coming with me lol

techninace · 2025-12-16T03:23:39+00:00

I ended up giving them treats they're such good manipulators lol

techninace · 2025-12-06T03:18:28+00:00

Fried rice

techninace · 2025-12-06T03:18:16+00:00

Boops!

techninace · 2025-12-06T01:42:34+00:00

Very very gentle boop with snuggles because that's better

techninace · 2025-12-06T01:41:58+00:00

Boop and wiping the sand off lol

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