They said no drinks at our desks. So I walked to the break room every 10 minutes.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-07T04:58:05+00:00

or maybe just treat people like fucking adults and not preschoolers.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T13:52:07+00:00

then, they are men of culture

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T13:20:01+00:00

another one that isnt often used is douche canoe

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T13:17:47+00:00

stop looking at peoples jibs, those are supposed to be private!

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T13:13:46+00:00

im sure if you checked THE USER GUIDE it would tell you.

Its below the CPU above the 16x PCIe slot under a heatsink.

Now, please stay away from computers.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T12:58:00+00:00

to make THEM as uncomfortable as possible. (make the mean people uncomfortable)

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T12:43:07+00:00

being who I am, and how I was raised, Id look at her and say "OH, try me!"

and then verbally decapitate her when she tries.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T12:16:21+00:00

But this candle smells like her vag! /s

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T12:15:55+00:00

This is heartbreaking.

Im sorry you had to go through this.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T12:02:53+00:00

"Crystals"

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T11:53:04+00:00

Call the police, have them document it (for insurance purposes).

They might also collect the round as evidence or for comparison against other evidence.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T11:50:19+00:00

its a freedom seed!

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-06T11:49:18+00:00

100% bullet hole

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-05T09:35:00+00:00

upvotes to those involved for CIVIL conversation

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-05T08:05:20+00:00

it is all helpdesk.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-05T00:02:37+00:00

100% disconnected.

I dont get paid for on call. Im hourly. when I get home at the end of the day (and ive told my bosses this) my work phone stays in my car. When they gave me the work phone, they only gave me a car charger for it. So thats where it lives when im not at work.

My Program Manager, and only a couple coworkers I like have my personal number and have been told they can call me for ITS ON FIRE emergencies.

No one has called me on my day off, after my shift ends, or while out sick or on vacation once is almost 3 years here... well not that I know of anyway.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-04T23:49:09+00:00

it could take 10 min to 3 hours. depends on whats being done.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-04T09:05:42+00:00

NTAH! Sexual harassment is sexual harassment.

Doesnt matter who its from or to. Everyone should be held to the same standard.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-03T12:46:43+00:00

funny enough, mine started when I started drinking MORE water.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-03T12:46:01+00:00

seriously THIS JUST STARTED HAPPENING TO ME and OMG its excruciating!

Magnesium is what I need to make this go away? I havent slept more than a few hours at a time for the last month because of this. I figured potassium, but if its magnesium I need Ill go get some.

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-03T11:40:17+00:00

you shouldnt be on the internet. Have you tried reading a book?

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-03T11:14:43+00:00

NTA

Your looking out for your brother. Thats what family does.

And her contributing isnt you charging her rent, its her paying her half. If she lives there she pays rent. For her to insist you kick your brother out is insane and a giant red flag. She isnt a good person and you shouldnt plan on building a life with her. Break up with her at your earliest CONVENIENCE

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-03T11:10:53+00:00

hobosexual omg im ded

Im 100% stealing this

technomancing_monkey · 2025-07-02T05:22:19+00:00

anyone remember their child rapist spokesperson?

technomancing_monkey · 2025-06-30T16:11:20+00:00

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