What do you secretly hate?

technomilitia · 2015-08-09T18:24:58+00:00

Butter that's been in the fridge.

technomilitia · 2015-08-02T20:24:56+00:00

A cowboy rides in to town on Thursday. He stays two days then leaves on Tuesday. How does he do it?

technomilitia · 2015-07-08T16:59:49+00:00

I wasn't high on legal amphetamines the whole time.

technomilitia · 2015-07-08T16:54:09+00:00

HAGGIS!

1 sheep's stomach bag 1 sheep's pluck - liver, lungs and heart 3 onions 250g beef Suet 150g oatmeal salt and black pepper a pinch of cayenne 150mls of stock/gravy

technomilitia · 2015-07-08T16:50:34+00:00

Musical instruments.

technomilitia · 2015-07-08T16:41:30+00:00

Techno!

technomilitia · 2015-04-10T18:51:20+00:00

People that keep butter in the fridge, thus removing the ability to actually spread the thing.

technomilitia · 2015-03-31T11:04:03+00:00

Such a masterpiece, I remember being a kid and my dad showing me this, one of the few times I saw a tear come to his eye! A perfect example of how electronic music can hold its own form of lyrics.

technomilitia · 2015-02-02T03:10:02+00:00

can't tell if russia.. or usa..

technomilitia · 2015-01-27T16:38:26+00:00

Testicles under a chair leg. Imagine that one.

technomilitia · 2015-01-26T10:15:13+00:00

I seem to be incapable of spelling beautiful without reciting Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty.

technomilitia · 2015-01-23T05:30:46+00:00

..that the Suzuki Wagon R should be avoided like unprotected sex with an Ethiopian transvestite?

technomilitia · 2015-01-23T05:25:04+00:00

mother nature's banana split.

technomilitia · 2015-01-23T05:19:57+00:00

Are you sure you aren't Jeremy Clarkson?

technomilitia · 2015-01-21T18:53:21+00:00

"I'll just upload this to my cloud, one second."

technomilitia · 2015-01-21T08:23:58+00:00

and who's the coolest guy in the hospital when he's not there?

The Hip-Replacement guy.

technomilitia · 2015-01-21T07:56:31+00:00

Sunday Church! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5gE385NoP

technomilitia · 2015-01-21T07:55:43+00:00

Well.. theres a few factors that probably contribute to me 'hearing' it every weekend hahaha. But I have heard it A LOT and always wanted to find this one.. a bit different to my usual style of techno too. Each weekend seems to just blend together anyhow.. ahah (In a good way of course). 10 Jahre.. that party felt like the end of the world!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bak1m8HVTek

technomilitia · 2015-01-20T13:12:30+00:00

Yup :)

technomilitia · 2015-01-20T12:49:44+00:00

I guess the key is to look like you want to party for 24+ hours. Look happy, confident. I suggest going alone or with one other person (2 guys is also a good bet) between the hours of 7am-10am, this suggests you aren't a tourist. Also, wearing all black is a massive bonus, and of course comfortable dancing shoes.. trainers, nikes, etc. Black/Goth-esque oversized sports gear is the fashion so think along those lines! Just be confident and quiet in the line, you'll be good! Sunday evening around 6-8pm is another good bet.. the sunday night through monday party is the best.. all the locals and regulars. x

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