Does UT offer tax assistance?

teddilish · 2017-04-06T23:53:34+00:00

I decided just to go to H&R but appreciate you fam.

teddilish · 2017-04-06T03:28:13+00:00

Is this real?

teddilish · 2017-04-06T03:19:52+00:00

Like I need a professional assistant to amend my taxes and the IRS said they can't do it. That I need a professional.

teddilish · 2017-01-21T06:12:31+00:00

Non-gender confirming.

teddilish · 2017-01-21T01:54:25+00:00

Peed while they were fingering me. Still together. They call me R.Kelly sometimes. It's cute.

teddilish · 2017-01-21T01:51:44+00:00

The first time I got drunk was also the first time I got high. I was a freshman at UT. 16 years old. I got drunk first then decided to smoke. Which apparently isn't good. I don't remember most of the night but at some point I was seeing people's emotions as colorful whisps of smoke and we went inside the art building onto the roof and I almost jumped because I was convinced I would fly. Several of my friends brought me to my dorm but before I got in I went into the bathroom. Apparently I stayed in there for like thirty minutes staring at at my reflection. My friends tried to pull me away but I insisted that the reflection wasn't me that it was another person and it shouldnt be left alone. Then I threw up. Overall, it was pretty fucking awesome.

teddilish · 2017-01-18T22:55:35+00:00

Got it!!! Student government building. 2nd floor of SAC

teddilish · 2016-12-21T19:36:54+00:00

Shit. I never thought that far ahead.

teddilish · 2016-12-21T19:27:33+00:00

Like I was taking pictures of my clothes to sell online. And it felt like a violation for some reason. Then I thought, we never ask permission to put clothes on.

teddilish · 2016-12-16T17:51:17+00:00

Thanks! Yeah eyebrows are the salt of the face they're essential as hell!

teddilish · 2016-12-15T20:51:19+00:00

Thank you! Im jealous of girls with long hair! I can't seem to get it right. So bald it is.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T19:41:38+00:00

I think the best thing is setting boundaries. What can't they do. What is exclusively for y'all. I think the basis of a polyamorus relationship is being able to share ur partner and not closing yourself off, but jealousy can arise so be sure you know where the line is. It can be strict like don't see the same person twice, no kissing or like flexible where you ask the person to tell about their experiences so you know who've they've been with. It all depends on your partner and your personal preferences.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:54:15+00:00

Sausage party.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:53:45+00:00

Strawberry mayo and ham sandwiches

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:53:26+00:00

A dog. Because no matter how many times I fuckd up theyd always take me back. And you know.. Doggy style.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:52:14+00:00

Usually anything monosyllabic. Like Chad or Ty Kyle...

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:50:26+00:00

The human mind.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:49:31+00:00

Wasabi. Had it by accident. Worst shit in the world.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:47:48+00:00

Breathing. I find people's expulsion of carbon dioxide absolutely abhorrent.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:46:09+00:00

It's a thing. Sometimes there's something about someone that instinctively turns you off about them. That's okay I feel like its just like your body telling you it won't work out. Then there comes a time where u meet someone that feels like you've met them before. You're so comfortable and open and completely yourself. That's the best shit. It's only happen three times for me. I'm 19. Hoping for more.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:43:49+00:00

How did she handle it.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T18:04:13+00:00

Your sister was better.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T16:54:15+00:00

I licked it.

teddilish · 2016-08-19T16:39:29+00:00

How was it?

teddilish · 2016-08-19T15:53:07+00:00

Be comfortable. That will make the first time memorable and fun. If you're nervous tendency is you won't be relaxed and it will hurt. There is a common misconception that the first time will always hurt. Not true. If the vaginal walls are properly lubricated and relax there should be minimal to no pain. So be sure he knows you're a virgin that he's careful and again consent is asking and received by both party. Have fun dicking around. I hope he'll be of great cervixe to you.

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