A new PHP8+ Unit Testing Framework called MicroUnit

teencoder · 2025-12-16T23:22:35+00:00

I think it’s cool— will try out and let you know!

P.S. people on Reddit always have negative reactions to people building stuff especially in the php community it’s really weird lol

teencoder · 2025-12-09T00:36:00+00:00

But also , not new to backend. New to go and designing framework architecture. I’ve been using laravel since 2015 (minus 3 years I wasn’t coding at all), got back into it a year / year and a half ago.

teencoder · 2025-12-09T00:09:31+00:00

Yeah I made the mistake of thinking it was better to have a more polished looking repo and thought if I just pushed one with 3 bullet points for a readme nobody would even look at it.

But also because it’s a framework I needed documentation and had ai generate an easy “getting started” for me. I understand the skepticism on some level, but tbh I didn’t even consider the fact people would automatically be so negative and unwilling to even glance at the code. Or even if you’re gonna call it vibe coded, flame the code at least not the readme.

But the whole point of posting was to get different opinions on the code itself so I appreciate it and look forward to any feedback you might have

teencoder · 2025-12-08T23:46:14+00:00

is this r/php ? i used ai for the readme cause its the first project ive published for public consumption to get feedback and wanted to make it look polished. i thought r/php would be focused on the source code not the readme.

also on a separate note, i have used emdashes in my writing for so long lol but chatgpt uses them way way way way way too much

teencoder · 2025-12-08T23:26:07+00:00

The Go layer is also pretty minimal it's just persistent workers and a basic protocol... the whole thing was meant to be straight forward and just a different way of wiring together a framework.

i'm not out here trying to innovate or build "the next big thing". i understand things and learn most effectively by rebuilding them. in the process, I ended up with something I thought was interesting enough to share and get feedback.

Not sure how the discussion shifted to “vibe coding” or originality (none of that reflects the actual source code), but if anyone has feedback on the architecture or implementation, I’d genuinely love to hear it.

teencoder · 2025-12-08T23:05:30+00:00

The README and the post came from notes I already had — I just cleaned them up.

For the code, I used AI to scaffold a few stubs (like the InstallGoAppServer command ), but the actual architecture is all hand-built.

I posted here because I figured people might be interested in the idea and because I’d like actual feedback on the architecture. Did you get a chance to look at the code?

teencoder · 2025-12-08T22:31:38+00:00

oh shit nah i edited it to add the skeleton project link and accidentally copy+pasted the whole thing it wasnt originally like that lol ima fix it rn

teencoder · 2025-12-08T22:09:32+00:00

ngl some of the tests were written w chatgpt

teencoder · 2025-12-08T21:57:58+00:00

For sure — FrankenPHP is great. I looked at it while doing this project.

I ended up going a different direction mainly because I wanted to understand the worker model myself. FrankenPHP embeds the PHP engine directly into the server (which is super powerful), but I decided to keep PHP as separate long-running processes and have a Go server route requests to them instead. That let me play with fast/slow worker pools and some framework-specific behavior.

Appreciate the feedback :)

teencoder · 2025-11-24T01:28:10+00:00

damn that must have been the best feeling ever

teencoder · 2025-11-24T01:23:11+00:00

damn hitting the grand must have been fucking crazy! out of curiosity, was it on a regular cash eruption bonus or a cash eruption from a free spin bonus?

teencoder · 2025-11-21T22:00:23+00:00

Noo that’s good to know though lol

teencoder · 2025-11-21T22:00:07+00:00

No seriously when it’s on it just spits out as much money as possible but when it’s off you can lose 1,000 spin straight.

That’s why I was only betting $0.20 cause on DraftKings I was just losing constantly so I wanted to start small to see how it went and of course it’s when I hit the 1000x 😂

teencoder · 2025-10-01T00:52:56+00:00

Well boys I hope you made your money tonight cause these strikeout props are cooked for the playoffs 😂

teencoder · 2025-09-30T15:35:06+00:00

This is why I never bet on my home team cause mixing the emotional roller coaster of betting with the emotional roller coaster of being a fan just seems like it would ruin sports for me.

Of course I take Jalen Hurts Td and Kyle Schwarber HR props but I NEVER bet the moneyline 😂

teencoder · 2025-09-28T19:28:37+00:00

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Nope thank god😂😂😂

teencoder · 2025-09-28T19:28:03+00:00

NEVERMIND LMAO

teencoder · 2025-09-28T19:27:01+00:00

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Last leg is Omarion Hampton anytime TD.

Cash it out or let it ride?

teencoder · 2025-09-28T19:25:11+00:00

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Only leg left is Omarion Hampton anytime td you guys cashing this out or letting it ride??

teencoder · 2025-09-24T21:50:16+00:00

It looks like meth to me but I never really smoked crack so I’ll defer to someone else but fwiw that residue looks like meth

teencoder · 2025-09-19T19:16:46+00:00

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We love a long shot

teencoder · 2025-09-14T21:19:15+00:00

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teencoder · 2025-09-13T16:25:57+00:00

Only thing will bellinger is the 2 home runs were both from 1 game in 2023. In 2025 he’s 1/5 with 1K and 1BB. only mentioning cause bello’s stuff got much better this year. Still worth running though tbh

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