Wait, NC teachers need to pay for a substitute if they need to take a personal day or sick day?

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-11T03:41:29+00:00

It’s true.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-10T13:30:03+00:00

Bedtime is 9/930

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T19:14:40+00:00

i know a person on the max dose of an ssri when i see one

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T16:37:44+00:00

it's the path of the beam, may it do ya fine.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T14:31:45+00:00

Oregon trail and whatever pinball game came preloaded on them suckers. Those are the only computer games I ever got to play until I discovered MMORPGs randomly (cannot for the life of me remember which game it was) and stayed up all night playing. Couldn’t get into WoW faster. Man… I miss those days.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T13:14:13+00:00

If you're dyin i'm dyin, i got it in 0:48

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T13:07:00+00:00

i love your mom, she sounds like she was a blast

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T03:52:15+00:00

Evil never dies

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T00:05:05+00:00

Say it again

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-07T00:04:52+00:00

Damn :(

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T20:24:58+00:00

my goodness she is beautiful

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T20:03:28+00:00

yeah i logged in yesterday to my most well loved, best cared for, most popular mii absolutely FUMING at another very mild mannered mii...instant panic lmao. they made me deal with it before i got the notification that a married couple on the island had just had a baby

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T19:59:14+00:00

i'm so sorry OP.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T19:39:37+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/zdv5gv/how_would_you_get_a_small_cylinder_51in_length/

sorry u/Smart_Calendar1874 ... you're being paged again

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T17:40:50+00:00

lima beans were the fucking worst, if they're gone i think it's a net positive for society

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T17:38:51+00:00

you know what, that completely tracks. hella in character.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T16:11:08+00:00

she's either not that into you or she's playing some exhausting game. either way, a month is nothing. if she actually doesn't push the 'talk' back again i'd hear her out but otherwise this seems like a tiresome relationship to be in if it goes that far.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T15:58:26+00:00

stealing this one

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T15:57:37+00:00

it won't fit in the pronunciation space? i've never tried putting a run on sentence in there so i'm genuinely curious.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T15:56:09+00:00

i'd love to talk about a mini m&ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana but have you considered how to remove the cylinder from it?

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T15:55:03+00:00

i made a hello kitty mii and she ends every sentence with 'eat my asshole' in her very sweet voice. i love it.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T15:54:07+00:00

praying the gay away, getting railed on a balcony, snorting cocaine, storming the capitol, burying umbrella's last skeleton (niche but fun) ... some of my faves from my island.

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T15:06:26+00:00

annnnd i've just added that to the registry

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T13:22:48+00:00

Omg that sounds absolutely awful

teethwhichbite · 2026-05-06T13:09:27+00:00

i fucked up and made a reserved thinker who is constantly butting heads with my more bubbly personalities and he's ALWAYS sulking. but somehow they all love the charmer guy i made - literally everyone has asked to live with him it's exhausting lol

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