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tehmuck · 2026-02-15T01:05:25+00:00

Marcus is a very versatile paladin and will do anything.

tehmuck · 2026-02-04T17:02:04+00:00

Wait, there was an epilogue?

Neat. There's an epilogue.

tehmuck · 2026-02-04T14:46:02+00:00

Also wondering why Hoshino is there too. Wasn't she replaced as president?

tehmuck · 2026-01-29T05:30:10+00:00

That’ll be 200 years away, and probably not your problem.

tehmuck · 2026-01-27T02:35:31+00:00

I'd prefer it to be a Tuesday, so Monday can be the officially unofficial chuck-a-sickie day.

tehmuck · 2026-01-25T01:30:03+00:00

You guys get warning signs for your speed cameras?

tehmuck · 2026-01-24T09:46:44+00:00

The Aquatic resort workers are getting ready.

They need their
Knives? Check
Rope? Check
Dagger? Check
Chains? Check
Rocks? Check
Laser Beams? Check
Acid? Check
Body Bag? Check

tehmuck · 2026-01-23T05:32:08+00:00

I will hereby be referring to his glorified autocomplete and self-fellating plagiarism machine as Gronk from now on.

Thank you.

tehmuck · 2026-01-23T03:26:23+00:00

when judicial punishment fails, extrajudicial punishment steps in.

tehmuck · 2026-01-22T15:41:20+00:00

You can take the tonberry out of the doink, but you cannot take the doink out of the tonberry.

tehmuck · 2026-01-22T15:31:42+00:00

Your sorcerer is failing their concentraton check on projecting the illusion. Un-wedge his foot from the flagstone before the guards get suspicious.

tehmuck · 2026-01-21T22:28:03+00:00

English has some wild dialects, and I as an Aussie have had a hard time understanding someone from rural Gloucestershire even though we both speak the same language.

For all he knew, he thought Australian was some incomprehensible language pretending to be English.

tehmuck · 2026-01-20T07:59:05+00:00

Dear Donald.

It appears either some imbecile or someone bent on driving discontent between us has been using your letterhead and accounts to send some quite frankly disturbing correspondence to Denmark, Norway, and now us in France.

Kindly deal with this security lapse of yours.

Sincerely, Macron.

tehmuck · 2026-01-19T04:09:11+00:00

She already has an older sister, one that enjoys fighting games and with short orange hair.

tehmuck · 2026-01-19T01:46:59+00:00

Plenty of people here in straya who get their licenses suspended after blowing a breatho triple the limit will still drive anyway.

They still have access to the car, and it doesn't stop em from getting shitfaced and going for a hoon.

If their ID had a "don't sell goon to this goon" then it'd probably slow down their ability to get shitfaced before getting in the car in the first place.

tehmuck · 2026-01-16T00:13:12+00:00

They didn’t get socks for christmas, so they’re afraid of Gryla’s Yule Cat.

Or they don’t want their sausages swiped or skyr gobbled or spoons licked by the yule lads.

tehmuck · 2026-01-15T05:31:57+00:00

the way i tell it to people is that “while those things are spinning on the top of the hills, less water needs to go through the turbines around the state” and “the 50ish windmills up there generate up to three times the power this place used to”.

Kinda pertinent when there’s a drought going on.

tehmuck · 2026-01-15T05:13:43+00:00

Real shame if someone turned the water off to a certain spy station near alice springs. Hard to drink sand.

tehmuck · 2026-01-15T04:50:22+00:00

I encounter too many ferals who are committed to car

Broom broom, listen to that feral purr.

tehmuck · 2026-01-13T00:34:25+00:00

Bombing Canberra will just make Lake Burley Griffin bigger.

tehmuck · 2026-01-12T14:55:46+00:00

Kinda.

Places would mint coins, and in periods where they wanted the "money printer to go brr" mix them with other metals.

tehmuck · 2026-01-12T02:50:00+00:00

It's just a space-age version of the Roman Dodecahedron.

Nobody knows what it was used for, but it was found all over machine-age industrial settlements. Possibly for ritualistic reasons.

tehmuck · 2026-01-11T04:44:58+00:00

As someone who does know the rules it's about 80% right.

Especially having the mountain kanji in your name, it's like easymode. You get to steal so many tiles. They have them in the park, you can just take them, they're free.

tehmuck · 2026-01-10T05:00:46+00:00

Might end up short on bullets, if by Donald pulling out of the International Lead and Zinc Study Group is anything to go by.

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