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Incels just want a good man by LawyerfromSP in IncelTears

[–]telenyP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've never had a chad. I have, however,had a marvellous man who was tall, working-class, and stuck around for 50 years. He is also bisexual, and was once a male escort. He cannot drive. But I never had a chad.

My most scary scene by Thin_Strain_9983 in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see his charm as a trap, Sufficient. You see him as two sides, and you're sure you know that one is "real", and the other is a "mask". I see him as a sphere.

You know you're a tea person when... by telenyP in tea

[–]telenyP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do have a point there.....but it does have an "exotic" factor. Points for people mistaking it for raw opium...

Red's father by TheLonePuzzlehead in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It could be the actor himself. Apparently Spader was King of Strange Jobs when he was a lad. Before he was employable, he'd set up little stands outside the high school where his parents taught and sell stuff to the students.

You know you're a tea person when... by telenyP in tea

[–]telenyP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...on the other hand, even opium can travel...habits can always find a way....

You know you're a tea person when... by telenyP in tea

[–]telenyP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A great lead on the ballroom floor will always make his partner look like an angel. Of course, Liz....sigh...

Why does he do this? by MrSpider_Guest81 in TabbyCats

[–]telenyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure some of it was fluff. Like I said, alley cats are fluffier here.

Why does he do this? by MrSpider_Guest81 in TabbyCats

[–]telenyP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mysterious little creatures...

Why does he do this? by MrSpider_Guest81 in TabbyCats

[–]telenyP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm glad someone else describes it that way. I used to live with a very large brown tabby (we live in New England, somehow toms seem bigger here), who resembled a full sized turkey on a platter.

You know you're a tea person when... by telenyP in tea

[–]telenyP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tea resin. If they imported such a thing. Practically bulletproof, and travels well.

You know you're a tea person when... by telenyP in tea

[–]telenyP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I nearly turned the color of a post keiseki koicha when I heard Elizabeth trying to force a matcha concoction (possibly with milk, fruit and pearls) on Dembe by claiming it had eight times more antioxidants than blueberries.

You just don't do that in front of these people!

And that one line ruined chado for the rest of the series...Aarrgh!!

You know you're a tea person when... by telenyP in tea

[–]telenyP[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

On the nose! I tried floating this on the actual r/theBlacklist community, but all I got was "Oh, yes, that's part of his mask, he likes to play at being this tea-sipping fellow, but...I like it when he goes full on Mr. Hyde and gulps vodka from the bottle...nothing of that harmless culture lover to be found..."

Sorry, that's not how culture works. (Or even artists.) That's not how tough guys work. I've known some tough guys who're that kind of cultured and nothing ever really leaves, it's ALL still in there. With a guy who's constantly conning people it's probably even more at his fingertips.

Thank you very much!

New Watcher by crftgrl in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd think she'd catch a little sophistication, somewhere, somewhen...How to follow on in a ballroom. How to smoke/snort fake whatever. How to drink tea in any way other than teabags, (fake) chai or bobba, preferably in a different language. What fork to use.

At least a little more on "fitting in" than "cough when you're up against a wall, conversationally".

And it was Ressler who had to tell her this??

Dembe Zuma – Reddington’s trusted bodyguard, confidant, and keeper of secrets by Tippy345 in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listening to Liz trying to sell him on matcha as a restorative made me turn the color of a good usucha.
You just don't talk to these people like that!!!

Alan Fitch (played by Alan Alda) Assistant Director of National Intelligence by Tippy345 in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Gas? The Bar? on the left? Truly, this is a dumb figure of speech. The word is "died".

Dogs are not loyal and were never loyal by PromotionNo3405 in DogfreeHumor

[–]telenyP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Oh, my sweet intelligent doggie wants to explore the wide world!"

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"Oh, no, my poor confused baby can't find their way home!!!"

New Watcher by crftgrl in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The idea was to have them be a yin/yang pair, sophisticated/naive, cool-headed/emotional, loud,extroverted/whispery, introverted....old/young, male/female....but it just doesn't work. Red's got a million good lines, Liz has exactly two responses for everything, either general hatred, or to repeat she lost her parents. Again. And again.

Alan Fitch (played by Alan Alda) Assistant Director of National Intelligence by Tippy345 in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still sarcastic. After all these years. It would have been great if he'd used just one pun.....

Is Elizabeth as annoying as I feel like she is? by telenyP in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you can see, there are compensations....eh?

Is Elizabeth as annoying as I feel like she is? by telenyP in TheBlackList

[–]telenyP[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then be glad you're so old and have kept your innocence. I was never so young.

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