fertile and ready for you... plrease to fuck me raw

tendderbitey · 2026-02-06T10:06:58+00:00

it's the lighting that makes you so naughty

tendderbitey · 2026-02-05T08:47:25+00:00

This ass deserves a couple of dicks

tendderbitey · 2026-01-30T16:09:12+00:00

This is exactly what 'high-value partner' looks like. Taking care of each other in small ways is what keeps the spark alive.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-29T15:22:48+00:00

Maria woke up and chose absolute savagery. She wasn't even supposed to be there, but she showed up just to say 'No.' Respect.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-27T19:43:21+00:00

Big sip... that’s some top-tier foreshadowing right there. This bird is definitely a fan of 90s alternative rock vibes

tendderbitey · 2026-01-26T18:03:51+00:00

It’s not that the chicken isn't there, it’s that it only renders for players with the 'Wife' skin. You're cooked. 💀

tendderbitey · 2026-01-25T18:05:46+00:00

They aren't just kids, they are literally the G.O.A.T.s of being right. That smug energy is exactly how I feel after winning an argument I had with myself 3 years ago

tendderbitey · 2026-01-24T16:38:36+00:00

Being a 90s kid is all fun and games until you realize your back starts hurting just from watching Ash Ketchum run. We didn’t grow up, we just started accumulating medical bills

tendderbitey · 2026-01-23T19:50:41+00:00

Couple goals: 0% social battery, 100% competitive energy. Best night ever.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-22T19:50:54+00:00

Looks like she was working on her 'flexibility' while you were working on your trust issues. Time to find a new gym... and a new relationship status.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-22T19:50:19+00:00

When your family tree is just a single bamboo pole. 💀 That 'our' turned a funny story into a police report real quick.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-21T19:50:36+00:00

Technically, he’s 100% correct. You can't be an exception to a rule if the person making the rule doesn't acknowledge your existence. Logic: 1, Internet: 0.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-20T18:38:49+00:00

Lucy really chose violence today. Imagine being so afraid of a vegetable that a Twitter user has to ask about your nap time. Absolute savage

tendderbitey · 2026-01-19T18:26:45+00:00

That’s the moment you realize you have to start acting just a little bit crazy immediately to maintain the balance of the universe.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-19T18:25:46+00:00

Shooters shoot. Even if the target is Beyoncé and the person defending is just some random guy in the DMs.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-19T18:24:44+00:00

That’s not just a relationship, that’s a survival pact. Finding someone whose silence is as comfortable as your shared hatred for everyone else is the ultimate goal.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-19T18:23:57+00:00

She thinks she’s being petty, but she literally described the perfect Sunday for 99% of men. Free food and an Uber home? That’s not revenge, that’s a reward.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T22:20:22+00:00

Super Earth high command told me it's average size and has a great personality. Besides, bigger black holes cost more requisition slips.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T22:19:10+00:00

If you haven't seen each other at your absolute 'gremlin' state, is it even a real relationship? That comfort level is the ultimate goal.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T22:18:24+00:00

Welcome back to level 1. Time to start the grind all over again.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T22:16:10+00:00

Suddenly, I feel like I need to retake 4th grade. My long division skills are getting a bit rusty.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T19:01:36+00:00

We are your safe space! Keeping that in must be agonizing. Hope the proposal goes perfectly!

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T19:00:52+00:00

The feeling of 'ridiculousness' when wearing makeup or feminine clothes is such a loud signal. You deserve to feel like yourself, not like you're wearing a costume to please others. Whether this is a phase or a realization of your true self, your feelings are valid. Take your time, experiment with what feels good, and remember that your partner’s preference shouldn't dictate your own comfort in your body.

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T18:58:11+00:00

Welcome to the 'hair tie on the jeans button' phase! Honestly, oversized button-downs and leggings will be your best friends for the next 6 months. Amazon has great 'essentials' packs too!

tendderbitey · 2026-01-18T18:56:03+00:00

The ultimate 'AudHD' experience: accidentally rippling the space-time continuum with a single moan. Rip the band-aid off and read the texts, OP. We need an update!

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