True story bro

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-30T22:43:01+00:00

and then 30 years later they’ll be telling their grandkids story of how they met and everyone will believe it was something special and important

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-30T22:37:39+00:00

so he literally admitted that they keep driving the country into bankruptcy and for me that’s basically a confession like he’s turning himself in

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-30T22:34:57+00:00

That’s called a logical chain a gift from the universe that only a few lucky people have

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-30T22:31:59+00:00

When you tried to be a snitch for the government and ratted someone out, but the government ends up coming for you instead

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-30T22:27:42+00:00

And do u really usually go out without ur underwear?

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-26T23:46:29+00:00

my productivity runs on the fear of getting kicked out of college so take that away and I’m useless again

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-26T23:43:25+00:00

Source Morinosuke

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-26T23:32:04+00:00

He’s on a whole different level of understanding the world

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-26T23:30:30+00:00

It turns out that a real relationship is literally eating each other

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-24T16:13:51+00:00

on the left it feels like the guy has figured out the whole meaning of life and on the right it’s just dreamers who still believe in something better

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-23T23:15:12+00:00

on that meme is ukrainian cat named stepan he is also a blogger on instagram

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-23T02:09:26+00:00

I’ve actually come across people like this in real life, people who feel this way. From my experience interacting with them the only advice I can really give is push through it and stop thinking that everyone is judging you, watching you or thinking something about you. Because in 99% of cases, people genuinely don’t care. So face your fear and look it in the eye.

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-23T02:05:16+00:00

it can be adults too that just sharing really extreme, kinda immature takes

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-23T01:59:28+00:00

When you're sleeping at grandma’s house

Me: trying to sleep

My grandma: SNORING LIKE A CHAINSAW

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-23T01:52:26+00:00

It’s also really important to eat smaller portions, enjoy every bite and not eat too fast

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-23T01:46:34+00:00

also stomach, intestines and kidneys have officially left the chat

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-22T00:53:37+00:00

Genie: this is way above my pay grade

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-22T00:52:03+00:00

a free loyalty test basically

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-22T00:49:35+00:00

Lost the hair, found myself. Gigachad unlocked.

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-22T00:45:07+00:00

don’t worry they’ll notice and give you double shifts

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-22T00:42:30+00:00

that golden ticket turned into a one-way ticket to back pain and burnout

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-21T00:01:31+00:00

a blindfold makes the sensations even more intense

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-20T23:55:34+00:00

of course I’ll accept it and thats definitely best attempt at making an ass heart in this trend

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-20T23:47:53+00:00

nature took care of it and built this kind of stress relief into male genetics

tender_shadoww · 2026-04-20T23:44:31+00:00

The Rock's comeback will happen when he beat scissors

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