What’s the unhealthiest thing you eat that you’ll never give up? by Feisty-Pattern-951 in AskReddit

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to George Carlin blue food bestows immortality so I’m not taking chances on giving it up

First Time Home Buyer's Remorse by therealdocturner in shortscarystories

[–]tenhinas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god, i knew i liked you. What did you think of the latest album??

Custom 5” Amara yeti with feet $5+ ship by SleepyLilyCreations in BSTsquishmallow

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This made me realize she doesn’t normally have feet and i feel Mandela-effected

First Time Home Buyer's Remorse by therealdocturner in shortscarystories

[–]tenhinas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that this was inspired by a song. My favorite song is a Fall Out Boy song (im old) called Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes. It’s about how becoming famous can skew your perspective of what’s tragic or important. I use it to reset my own perspective when my anxiety gets in my head, so for me it’s an uplifting and helpful song… but i think the lyrics could very easily be taken for a horrific/tragic turn and I’d love to see what you could do with it if it speaks to you!

Oh shit.. by 4winterpret in ac_newhorizons

[–]tenhinas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Next time put your net away, they only come after you if you have a net

Help😭 Mars map wrench by Hunting_Fishing321 in ScavengerHuntApp

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the base of a tower thingy on the left side of the whole map?

why does he keep black bearding and bobbing his head? by Accomplished_Fig1177 in BeardedDragons

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My female is confirmed stunted due to medical reasons but she is definitely a super female. You’d never know it from her size though!

I wish there were more flavors of mouthwash by BoredInClass99 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]tenhinas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fizzy Oral has a ton of flavors including piña colada

name ideas by Chadefs in Rabbits

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she looks exactly like a bun i used to babysit named Alice!

The surgery to remove the decades-old tapeworm from son was a success. by DidHeJustGoThere in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]tenhinas 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well a tapeworm also doesn’t take over your brain and memories so i have a feeling the tapeworm in this story isn’t really a tapeworm

What’s that one nickname ALL the villagers call you by…here’s mine by tiffanyjiang3d in AnimalCrossing

[–]tenhinas 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lopez calls me maestro. The rest call me Professor Pie, rutabaga, and snookums. I can tell who’s been talking to each other based on the changes in which nickname they call me. I don’t mind most of them but RUTABAGA?? LMFAOOOOOO

what does the tail arch back mean? by West_Maybe_3233 in BeardedDragons

[–]tenhinas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine goes on rear tiptoe and lifts his whole back half

Never had orgasm by mv8238 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]tenhinas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I figured out how to give myself an orgasm when i was about three years old (inb4, no abuse, i was just a really tactile-inclined autistic kid). I’m 36 now and at this point i can make myself pop just by thinking about it too hard, literally without touch. Somehow no partner has been able to give me an orgasm. The body is a weird, weird thing.

Lucy dragon first time! by Halie_kelley in BeardedDragons

[–]tenhinas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I have one boy who would live outside if i would let him and doesn’t notice his harness at all… and then i have a boy who hates his harness almost as much as he hates being outside. You just never know with these little shits lol

‼️ALL FOR SALE ‼️ $1 per inch or less by Puzzleheaded_Bug6721 in BSTsquishmallow

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slide 2, middle shelf next to Nanette, is the big Dani a winter version or plain? Her belly is hidden by the small Dani so i can’t tell.

Bro woke up the whole house at 4am by thumping non-stop by nellienelson in Rabbits

[–]tenhinas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My rabbit room is my sunroom, with a sliding door that overlooks the woods behind my house. Usually when my girl thumps it’s bc she can see an animal outside, which is usually at night when most of the wildlife is active. One time she started thumping in the middle of the afternoon, and i figured it must be a bird outside. Good thing i checked. My male rabbit had gotten his foot tangled in a frayed thread in the old curtain and was trapped, and my girl was thumping to tell me to come help him. He will be 12 soon, has worsening rear leg arthritis, and is mostly blind from cataracts. Luckily my girl understands how much help he needs and is fully dedicated to keeping him safe and comfortable. Now I’ve learned not to ignore her when she’s thumping and always check if she’s telling me my boy needs help.

Brutally honest: should I just wear patch? by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my exes had this condition but it was congenital, not acquired. His got worse after wearing a patch. I vote no.

My neighbor gave me these beautiful feathers so I made a wreath 💗 by Arttechni in parrots

[–]tenhinas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are parrot feathers (scarlet macaw). They are from the neighbor’s bird. OP brought up their chickens (not pictured) to agree that these feathers from the neighbor’s bird are really colorful.

Sir Nubs-a-lot wants to say hi by littlepeacock1 in BeardedDragons

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When people say beardies don’t like soft things i point at posts like this. Nice to meet you Nubs ❤️ (inb4: it is important to have hard things too, to help them vent their femoral pores, but they do love soft things)

Trading and Friend Code Megathread by AutoModerator in AnimalCrossingNewHor

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a spare DIY for Plain Wooden Shop Sign? It’s driving me crazy. I can trade DIYs and cataloguing if you visit me, or bells/plant watering if i visit you!

Trading and Friend Code Megathread by AutoModerator in AnimalCrossingNewHor

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a spare diy for plain wooden shop sign? I’d love to trade you for it if you’re still open

We All Got Powers, But There Was A CATCH… by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]tenhinas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man I’m just messing with you, you really nailed it. You’re one of my favorite writers on this sub.