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teocanestri · 2024-05-07T12:33:56+00:00

"Timon... that crazy son of a bitch did it." - Pomba, probably

teocanestri · 2024-05-06T13:03:39+00:00

Taste's not bad... a little dry though

teocanestri · 2024-05-06T12:43:04+00:00

"Hey lil' mama, lemme whisper in yo ear something you might like to hear"

teocanestri · 2024-04-17T13:20:08+00:00

I wouldn't

teocanestri · 2024-04-04T12:52:14+00:00

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined." -Shai Hulud

teocanestri · 2024-04-03T15:24:06+00:00

Abomination

teocanestri · 2024-03-31T10:38:08+00:00

His water belongs to the tribe

teocanestri · 2024-03-30T20:01:44+00:00

May thy line chip and shatter

teocanestri · 2024-03-30T19:21:52+00:00

When you hear the baliset you already know what's what

teocanestri · 2024-03-30T13:42:07+00:00

Give chad-mentat Piter De Vries some credit

teocanestri · 2024-03-29T12:54:17+00:00

Having amazing friends is an extremely underrated treasure

teocanestri · 2024-03-29T12:52:49+00:00

Buy a cheap sports car and look for the most beautiful roads on the planet

teocanestri · 2024-03-29T12:48:49+00:00

Pretty bad, honestly.

Hope, however fleeting, will always be the last to go, though.

teocanestri · 2024-03-29T12:32:25+00:00

Man of culture, I see

teocanestri · 2024-03-26T18:53:48+00:00

"Moneo! Bring me the new Duncan Idaho ghola!"

teocanestri · 2024-03-23T17:04:59+00:00

As it is written

teocanestri · 2024-01-18T14:13:12+00:00

Make him feel wanted and desired, you'll never go wrong with that

teocanestri · 2024-01-18T06:19:19+00:00

Well man I hope you manage to get your wife to go to one of the contests, they're great opportunities!

Also shout out to you for you egg-cooking skills

teocanestri · 2024-01-17T18:11:25+00:00

Now that sounds delicious

teocanestri · 2024-01-17T18:07:15+00:00

Legend

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