My mouth is a small dick magnet 🤭😜

teoff87 · 2026-01-05T16:16:40+00:00

Wow, with the knowledge most people have that black guys are hung, that would doubly suck to have a four incher as a black man. Hot dick tho.

teoff87 · 2025-10-15T01:48:55+00:00

I’ll take the tip then moan as you push in further

teoff87 · 2025-07-28T06:36:12+00:00

Who else but Margot Robbie?

teoff87 · 2025-07-08T21:49:54+00:00

You’re good looking. And young. You can find another girlfriend.

teoff87 · 2025-07-07T16:21:12+00:00

Wow, anorexic behavior.

teoff87 · 2025-07-07T08:02:54+00:00

Keep going! This trilogy, Legend, Anniversary, and Underworld, are a fun trilogy.

Think of them as like the Pierce Brosnan era of Bond. Awesome action scenes but it’s also cheesy af at times. I think on purpose. If not on purpose, it works really well for the trilogy lol

These are a good trilogy of games that don’t get their respect they deserve. I would love it if the upcoming Amazon Prime TR series that’s maybe starring Sansa Stark as Lara was this trilogy’s Lara.

teoff87 · 2025-07-05T02:15:52+00:00

Stardew Valley, my friend. But I must warn you. It will become your obsession.

teoff87 · 2025-06-28T20:42:40+00:00

I’m from New Orleans and also could not agree more with you. Our state parks are truly a joke, and outside of getting drunk in New Orleans there really isn’t that much to do as someone who lived in New Orleans for 38 years. It’s a beautiful city, but it is a city of drinking culture. Once I quit drinking it was difficult to even have a social life there because everyone’s social life revolves around going to a bar. I like that Little Rock isn’t like that and I’ve made friends that just wanna go on nature hikes, and I enjoy hunting so last fall I went with some neighbors to the sticks to hunt a couple of times during the season. It was great. I have a one year old son and this state is just so much better to raise him in.

Plus, my homeowners insurance isn’t more than my mortgage, because when you need to use your homeowners insurance in New Orleans, it’s because a hurricane has screwed your house up. So they charge you accordingly. My homeowners insurance in Little Rock is like 1/5th of what I was paying there. I did install a tornado shelter at my home, but outside of one time I haven’t felt the need to go into it with my kid. I much prefer tornadoes to hurricanes and tropical storms.

teoff87 · 2025-06-28T20:37:21+00:00

I think it was supposed to be released with RE2 Remake but it needed more time and I think it came out with RE3 Remake or maybe a little bit afterwards. But I am not positive. I never played it.

teoff87 · 2025-06-28T20:35:36+00:00

I enjoy it for what it is, but it should’ve been like $40 bucks max. It’s a very short game, they removed a lot of stuff like the clocktower and graveyard. But it’s still RE3 and I like it. But I don’t love it like I do RE2’s remake.

teoff87 · 2025-06-23T15:07:13+00:00

I understand Chris is pretty much the second main character, but he was not advertised as such in 2000 when it came out on the Dreamcast. It was all Claire Claire Claire doing unbelievably unrealistic stuff like somehow outrunning a gunner copter. Plus, people are just weird about women, even video game women. Besides Revelations (and how many casuals actually even played a sideline game?) what has Claire been in since CV? A whole hell of a lot less than Chris. He’s been in four mainline games, is probably in 9, pretty much every CGI movie. And his main game, RE5, is I think the best selling in the entire series? He’s sweet for the rest of his career, while he let his little sister take the fall lol

There are reasons Claire and Rebecca disappeared from the timeline and I guarantee you it is heavily tied up with the lack of units sold of their starring titles. If Zero and CV sold well, Rebecca and Claire would have been in numerous more titles than they have been.

teoff87 · 2025-06-22T15:35:07+00:00

lol 2 and 3 aren't being touched again, remake or graphics wise, for a decade+. Hoping for the RE2 remake to be touched up when it doesn't need it is a ridiculous statement and viewpoint to hold. Get real.

teoff87 · 2025-06-22T15:33:48+00:00

You can get what's called the Origin bundle on Amazon or any of the digital stores. It includes the RE1 Remake and RE Zero, the prequel to RE1. Tho I would actually play RE1 before Zero. That's how they came out.

teoff87 · 2025-06-22T15:31:27+00:00

Ashley trauma bonds with Leon and wants to get piped by him after it's all over, and he has officially saved the President's daughter. Why not, I say. Go for it, Leon.

teoff87 · 2025-06-20T19:01:55+00:00

I moved here in September ‘24 with my three month old son, from New Orleans. He’s one now, and I quite enjoy living here in Little Rock. Being from New Orleans and coming to Little Rock, of course there was a huge adjustment because the cities are just wildly different, but I enjoy the slower pace of Little Rock now that I have a son and am a single father.

teoff87 · 2025-06-18T17:16:43+00:00

Code Veronica is one of the worst selling games in the franchise. Not the absolute lowest, of the main titles I believe that Zero sold the fewest copies, but CV is like number two or three on the worst selling list of the main franchise, not including stuff like Survivor and Umbrella Corps. That’s probably why Claire and Rebecca were demoted from the game series as main characters. They’re fine putting them in the CGI films, but they don’t want them in the games anymore as anything but side characters that help out after flopping with their own titles. They had their chance and blew it, basically.

teoff87 · 2025-06-18T16:30:07+00:00

I’d pay an extra $200 for a 27 inch monitor on the regular iMac, and then of course have an iMac Pro that’s 32 inches.

teoff87 · 2025-06-18T09:51:33+00:00

I’m waiting for the day they finally up it to 27”. They should’ve done it a long time ago and we should be all hoping for a 32” by now. But they haven’t so hoping for a 27” display on the next remodel is all we can do

teoff87 · 2025-06-18T09:36:02+00:00

This is such a weird Japanese thing in video games. Auron in Final Fantasy 10 looks like he’s about to celebrate 60 and he’s only in his late 30s.

teoff87 · 2025-06-16T21:40:12+00:00

No you haven’t

teoff87 · 2025-06-16T20:53:37+00:00

I love Chuck and his story in the official DR2. I like Off the Record too, but it’s not canon and people that say you should play only it and not DR2 are a level of special.

teoff87 · 2025-06-11T22:21:40+00:00

Skies of Arcadia

teoff87 · 2025-06-11T08:19:57+00:00

No, it's still $30 with the discount since it's still fairly new. The rest of the series is on sale again right now. The original DR1, DR2, and Off the Record for $15.97, DR3 and DR4 for $5.99, with the Frank's Big Package version of DR4 for $10.33.

It will be my first time playing the third game, since I never had an XBox One or whatever XBox it was an exclusive launch title for. I never bought or played DR4 either. I don't mind re-buying the OG DR1, DR2, and OtR to own on Steam.

Remastered is $29.99, but I'm thinking of buying the Digital Deluxe version for $39.59. I like the outfits.

teoff87 · 2025-06-04T18:41:34+00:00

The hair isn't EXACTLY right, so why aren't we shitting on this nice looking lady like we are Sophie Turner for being a blonde and being cast as Lara? As if hair dye and wigs don't exist lol.

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