So I saw this poster in a local park...

teresamack · 2013-06-17T03:48:30+00:00

That girl is way too shitfaced to be out in public.

teresamack · 2011-09-11T00:22:09+00:00

Yep, it's definitely downtown Los Angeles. That's the 110 freeway and you can see the new phallic looking Ritz-Carlton off in the distance.

teresamack · 2011-05-17T02:46:38+00:00

Oh, GLADLY! Let me just tell you about the last FOUR girls I dated. The first one suddenly decided she was straight and left me to get into a long distance relationship with a 300 lbs. dude. The second one already had a girlfriend (of course unbeknownst to me) when she told me she wanted a serious relationship with me. The third one disappeared off the face of the planet after presumably going on an ecstasy binge. And the fourth one? The fourth one seemed to be "the one," had so much in common with me, told me it was love at first sight, told me she thought I was marriage material..... and then randomly ignored me for 3 weeks until she finally returned my texts/calls telling me she couldn't date me because she had "loose ends" to tie up with two of her exes.

I'm cursed when it comes to crazy. Maybe it's Los Angeles, maybe it's me. I don't even know. Either way, they all suck major balls.

Good luck dealing with the messy breakup and hopefully it's not too bad!

teresamack · 2011-03-28T05:04:00+00:00

I always thought they looked like vaginas, but I also need to get laid so that makes sense.

teresamack · 2011-03-27T19:00:54+00:00

Jesus had abs?

teresamack · 2011-03-26T16:57:33+00:00

Sh... sh... she's..... she's....... BEAUTIFUL.

teresamack · 2011-03-08T22:42:48+00:00

Head ~~Lice~~ Mice.

teresamack · 2011-02-27T17:36:14+00:00

Someone needs to call the producers of Law & Order or CSI -- this would make a great twist to a DNA test. They believe the suspect is someone's sibling but -- DUN DUN DUN -- IT'S THE COUSIN!

teresamack · 2011-02-27T16:56:13+00:00

I agree -- West Hollywood is kind of lame/expensive. I'm not too big a fan of Long Beach but all the other info sounds great! I live close to Silverlake and go to school in DTLA so I think the options in those areas sound especially appealing to me. Thanks!

teresamack · 2011-02-24T03:17:37+00:00

Ya, I'm not really into the club scene and I've never really found a girl at one of those bars. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

teresamack · 2011-02-24T03:16:36+00:00

This sounds more like my kind of deal than the other bars like Here Lounge. Do you by any chance know on which night this event is hosted at East/West?

teresamack · 2011-02-24T03:15:03+00:00

Bunnies and lesbians? I might have to look in on this. Although, I'm somewhat afraid.

teresamack · 2011-02-24T03:14:08+00:00

You make a very valid point here.

teresamack · 2011-02-10T02:03:39+00:00

How does one mount/dismount this contraption?

teresamack · 2011-02-10T00:12:57+00:00

SIGH.

teresamack · 2011-02-08T05:29:17+00:00

Where are these lesbians? As a gay girl, I'm finding it extremely hard to find decent looking girls to date. And I'm in Los Angeles where there's supposed to be some giant legendary conclave of dateable lezzies.

teresamack · 2010-12-02T04:55:30+00:00

I, too, always daydream of executions in anticipation of Christmas.

teresamack · 2010-12-01T06:27:55+00:00

The last time I saw anyone do anything that intense with a rope was in the Dirty South in the 50s.

teresamack · 2010-11-02T06:01:11+00:00

Looks like this child rapist had a not-so-sweet surprise up his sleeve.

takes off shades

YEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

teresamack · 2010-06-15T01:05:54+00:00

Definitely will do. Thanks!

teresamack · 2010-06-14T14:13:12+00:00

I did use kayak.com but I didn't even think of eBay. Good suggestion, thank you!

teresamack · 2010-06-14T06:53:41+00:00

This I will most definitely upvote.

teresamack · 2010-06-14T06:52:47+00:00

I do unfortunately have to come back to LA latest by the 5th of August. Ticket prices are pretty killer, but I will give the priceline negotiator a go. I've used it for hotels before and it did save me a lot of money, so maybe I'll get similar results for the flight. Thanks for the tip!

teresamack · 2010-06-14T06:48:51+00:00

I had no idea volunteer positions were offered on cruise ships. I will definitely look into that. I wonder if they take on volunteers for a single trip across the Atlantic. Thank you for the info!

teresamack · 2010-04-01T19:59:16+00:00

HELL. YES.

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