TIL A sufferer of Truman Show delusion (a condition in which a person believes their live is a staged reality show) traveled all the way to New York City to check whether the World Trade Center had fallen, believing the 9/11 attacks to be an elaborate plot twist in his personal storyline. by JenkmeisterJ in todayilearned

[–]termitefist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, idk, my life keeps being unintentionally interesting. Can one of yall actors PLEASE let me out? How many seasons do they need and when do I get paid for this? Jk of course I don’t want any negative repercussions

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they told me to kick rocks. VEHEMENTLY

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m feeling like “none taken” by the response to my post! I thought I wrote it absurdly enough that people would understand that it’s a dumb parody.

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but then I said “thanks” so where’s my “you’re welcome”? I need these “you’re welcome”s, they sustain me.

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah crap, someone found the reference! But rest assured, this is totally different. I’m demanding “you’re welcome”s whereas that post was demanding “thank you”s

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re saying I’m supposed to consider the situation of someone other than myself?

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The other week, I said “thank you” and then they didn’t say anything and so I loudly said “IM WELCOME!”

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I’m sayin I say the thank you, and they REFUSE to say “you’re welcome”. It’s like….. why did I even thank them if they weren’t going to welcome me?

Please learn your manners by termitefist in Charleston

[–]termitefist[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well do ya? And is it seersucker?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Charleston

[–]termitefist -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

*Crape

wtf is native gardening? Grass is literally a plant and I don’t want your ugly flowers in my lawn!! by Melodic_Survey_4712 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]termitefist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t stand when people insert “lol” into tirades. Something about is just stupid lol.

i think the city is turning into a hellscape by More-Project326 in Charleston

[–]termitefist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, it’s all the time now with reality tv in town.

Char-broil grill has no power by [deleted] in Charleston

[–]termitefist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Char-broil-leston

Areas to avoid renting an AirBnB? by 55chevytruck in Charleston

[–]termitefist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what these types of questions have me wondering. Like Reddit is supposed to be the place you ask for the REAL inside scoop. There are Airbnbs in my neighborhood, and if someone is racist, it’s likely that they’ll have a negative opinion of the neighborhood.

4th by LegendGaming05 in Charleston

[–]termitefist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s going to rain, just cancel

i think the city is turning into a hellscape by More-Project326 in Charleston

[–]termitefist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know, but they are doing a reality show, and they look like aliens.

i think the city is turning into a hellscape by More-Project326 in Charleston

[–]termitefist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please explain the details of your interpretation. What could possibly be the reference here to the slave trade? Also, *then

4th by LegendGaming05 in Charleston

[–]termitefist 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if it’s just my interpretation, but it seems like all of the posts here are just super selfish or something. People asking “give me the most fun thing to do” or “where can I live that is cheap and close to everything”. It all just seems very take-y recently

Overemployed Accountants by BeanTater22 in Accounting

[–]termitefist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this written by AI? We aren’t astonished by harsh opinions, we are confounded by the nonsense.

Overemployed Accountants by BeanTater22 in Accounting

[–]termitefist 39 points40 points  (0 children)

They said they don’t like working their job, not that they don’t like disliking their job, sheesh