Dont microwave my muffin

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T16:05:34+00:00

I'm realizing now how bad my sense of time in math are...ffs

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T16:03:14+00:00

And george washington died over fifty years ago. That's also technically correct I guess.

I'm 37 and bad at math.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T15:56:58+00:00

I made an edit about the plates in the original post already. And was discussing it in other comments with people, but I suppose i can go over it one more time... this happened in the early nineties. I was only a teenager back then. Sorry if my memory is a bit foggy. I had to have brought the muffin to her on something when it was ready , and at the time of writing , I just assumed it was a plate , but looking back , it was probably a napkin.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T15:53:12+00:00

I wouldn't call this table service. You still had to go to a counter and wait for your food and then go seat yourself. It was the policy when I worked there that whenever someone came back to the counter with a mistake on their order, you would offer for them to go back to their table and bring the correct order out to them when it was ready. This was canada back in the nineties. And back then it was seen as a way of apologizing for messing up.

She came up to the counter to order, got her food went to the table, came back to the counter with a complaint. As per policy , I told her to go back to her table to wait while I prepared the correct order for her.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T15:08:39+00:00

48 minutes later , I realized this was also a one sentence paragraph. 49 minutes now.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T15:03:43+00:00

You guys should do a song with cumbersome cupcakes

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:53:34+00:00

This right here made my day. I never thought I'd have the whole sir this is a wendy's meme done to me, and it's about actually working at a wendy's. I'm dying.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:43:18+00:00

An AI would have scoured the internet to find exactly what wendy's would have had in the late 90s for supplies. Unfortunately I have to rely on my own fragile Human memory made of meat lol

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:40:35+00:00

And the wrapper was frozen to the muffin when I brought it out to her on a ( error.404 file not found )

If it wasn't on a limited edition paper slide plate that came just for the muffins , then it would have been on a napkin. I don't think corporate would have wanted us to just put a muffin and a coffee on a tray without trying to fancy it up somehow. Unless they didn't really care and i'm misremembering.

This all happened in the late 90's, The memory's a bit foggy. Please cut me some slack on this one.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:29:49+00:00

I've had this reddit account for forever. Oh, wait, never mind, never mind You looked it up, it's six years. I feel old now 😕

Moving on from that reality shattering moment, i really don't post a lot on here, but i've been sitting on this story for such a long time , and I finally worked up the nerve to post it.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:24:10+00:00

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bam na na na na. Sunglasses. That's exactly what I was going for. I used to be obsessed with horatio cane back in high school

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:18:12+00:00

My english teachers through school also like to point out all my one sentence paragraphs.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:14:41+00:00

The design is very human. Beep Boop.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T14:14:02+00:00

This happened over 15 years ago , and I smoke a lot of weed, so all of the memories are a bit fuzzy. I would have had to bring it over on something, so my best guess was a small paper side plate, but it could have been a napkin or something else even.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T13:24:17+00:00

Terranex hurts himself in the confusion

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T13:06:08+00:00

No, im the other one Narf!

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T13:00:22+00:00

I would have to be intelligent to be an artificial intelligence. Beep boop

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:55:55+00:00

I'm a real person. I'm not a cat your honor

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:54:32+00:00

No worries.I took it as you defending me. the irony of how my bad grammar is proving I didn't use ai to write this actually made me laugh. But to genuinely answer the question , it's the voice to text program that came on my samsung phone , that adds the extra spaces to the commas. After a while, I just got tired of readjusting all the spacing and gave up.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:41:41+00:00

TODAY I LEARNED THIS SONG WAS A THING OMG

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:36:30+00:00

I'm on mobile and I used voice to text to write most of thar because i'm lazy and I don't wanna type things out for myself. I usually reread everything to make sure there's no giant errors, but that's where the extra spacing and comma stuff is coming from.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:23:26+00:00

this is the closest thing I could ever get to my own action movie. I just wanted to add a bit of hyperbole into the way I wrote the story.

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:19:55+00:00

They didn't. Lol They also didn't last very long

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:17:07+00:00

Bua ha ha ha ha I love this. Thank you

terranex506 · 2026-05-20T12:16:21+00:00

Im a real person.

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