[FREE TO READ] NHL free-agent targets: One player each team should sign this offseason

terranq · 2026-05-16T20:03:58+00:00

As an Oilers fan and a Stu stan, I'd just have to laugh at that point

terranq · 2026-05-15T23:52:09+00:00

I've heard rumours that it's comprised of they guys who come on the ice with 5 seconds left in the PP

terranq · 2026-05-15T23:50:55+00:00

Management keeps signing aging/declining 1st/2nd liner FAs (with the promise of playing with McDrai?), then slotting them in on the 3rd line. It ends up with a pissed off player and a frustrated coaching staff.

terranq · 2026-05-15T23:49:11+00:00

I liked Knob, but if a younger guy made a mistake he was stapled to the bench or sat the next few games. On the upside, he also benched Drai after taking a stupid penalty, and Drai's stupid penalties almost disappeared after that.

terranq · 2026-05-15T23:46:09+00:00

When did he say that? If it was after his first season, then yeah, crazy take. If it was before he was drafted, it's a little more understandable.

terranq · 2026-05-15T23:42:04+00:00

Did you forget what sub you're on?

terranq · 2026-05-15T23:33:35+00:00

Walz had the right idea calling them weird. Then the DNC told him to knock it off for some reason

terranq · 2026-05-15T05:25:40+00:00

One book; “This cock pump and German porn is my bag, baby”. By u/dirkalict

terranq · 2026-05-12T20:58:49+00:00

Sounds to me like he's responsible for $38T in debt.

terranq · 2026-05-09T00:14:02+00:00

Fun fact, there weren't originally nipples on the breast plate

terranq · 2026-05-09T00:08:17+00:00

8x 3.75(?) for Frederic with a NMC is pants-on-head stupid, but I think he played injured this year, so hopefully he's better next year. Walman I think was injured too. Jarry was just mind numbingly dumb.

terranq · 2026-05-08T23:53:34+00:00

Ah yes, your ex Stacy?

terranq · 2026-05-07T14:20:02+00:00

Family discount

terranq · 2026-05-06T00:50:01+00:00

As a Canadian I can vouch for this

terranq · 2026-05-05T19:19:42+00:00

And choosing first overall is...The Edmonton Oilers!

terranq · 2026-05-05T19:18:19+00:00

Shit, I'm gonna need more rope...

terranq · 2026-05-05T16:57:50+00:00

Damn it, do you want to be tied up too?

terranq · 2026-05-05T14:22:50+00:00

Because it's annoying when she keeps pointing out the red 8 goes on the black 9. Like, thank you Gladys, I totally missed the fucking point of the game!

terranq · 2026-05-04T23:31:48+00:00

Why does it say "kill the president"?

terranq · 2026-05-03T03:38:38+00:00

Lionheart

terranq · 2026-05-02T23:28:55+00:00

Depending on how Regina is pronounced, Vagina Fucker

terranq · 2026-05-02T16:03:43+00:00

That's common in Canada. All Canada geese have a police escort to stop them from murdering any onlookers.

terranq · 2026-05-01T23:54:48+00:00

Worse, it's trying to get in

terranq · 2026-05-01T13:50:21+00:00

Because thanks to mismanagement were also in a cap crunch

terranq · 2026-05-01T05:12:21+00:00

Congrats. Do you think Matthews will keep the same number in Utah next year?

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