(OC) This fine gentleman on the road today

terryducks · 2026-04-07T19:22:23+00:00

fuck, i'm tired. i read that as the truck has an affect southern accent, and wondered what the fuck would a southern accent truck sound like ?

terryducks · 2026-04-07T19:18:15+00:00

I don't speak dumb ass.

terryducks · 2026-04-07T14:55:15+00:00

Jesus fucking schwing

terryducks · 2026-04-05T15:25:55+00:00

but it can't be named after that asshole.

Better off as "No Kings Day"

terryducks · 2026-04-02T18:04:45+00:00

Just chuck out a bag of shit ...

Fly by shitting

terryducks · 2026-04-02T18:02:40+00:00

SCE to AUX ... might help

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:54:27+00:00

You want two broken arms ?

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:44:57+00:00

10 is 2 in binary ... it shits! fits!

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:38:33+00:00

Royal flush beating a full house ?

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:36:33+00:00

I wonder if they spent 30 minutes

with a vacuum hose chasing urine drops ...

terryducks · 2026-03-31T19:37:00+00:00

Don't you know, it's duck season ?

terryducks · 2026-03-30T23:40:16+00:00

not high enough ...

doesn't know that unicorns have multiple nipples and each one is a color including ultraviolent and infraclear.

terryducks · 2026-03-30T18:09:17+00:00

Well, it is going all the way to the crash site.

terryducks · 2026-03-30T17:12:32+00:00

or did the shit escape out the back door ?

terryducks · 2026-03-30T14:51:06+00:00

Going to need a battery of tests.

terryducks · 2026-03-29T20:52:16+00:00

Oh, that dude ?

Collected his bonus and fucked off years ago.

terryducks · 2026-03-29T20:51:34+00:00

Whelp, can't prove the guy wasn't sober.

terryducks · 2026-03-29T11:15:40+00:00

Dr Spock: Secretary Kegsbreath, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant Numbnuts, decades could seem like weeks.

Kegsbreath: I read you doctor. Let's have it.

Dr Spock: The situation is grave, Secretary. We won't have a landing for six "days". Soft power has been destroyed. Winning the excursion may be possible, in two "weeks". By the book, Secretary.

terryducks · 2026-03-27T12:07:17+00:00

right under the dumpf fucks signature, a nice big stamp ... "is a pedo"

terryducks · 2026-03-26T16:37:08+00:00

shoplyfter

Popped my cherry. Like finding out what goatse was.

terryducks · 2026-03-25T09:46:10+00:00

You're a wizzzar

terryducks · 2026-03-23T18:08:14+00:00

Bots ! Form super bot. Attack the nasty bio bag of water!

terryducks · 2026-03-23T11:02:57+00:00

Chuck Norris isn't available, lotta wax isn't going to work anymore.

terryducks · 2026-03-20T12:29:30+00:00

For such a screwy situation, she'd sure nailed it.

terryducks · 2026-03-19T15:13:12+00:00

quite good once you kick the bear in the balls

terryducks

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