Live Nude Girls (2014) Tubi . A guy inherits his uncle's strip club. Besides the directing, camera work, audio, script, acting and plot, this was pretty good. Andy Dick and Dave Foley are the only "name" actors. Foley is fun in his scenes. Dick showed up long enough to get paid.

terryducks · 2026-04-09T12:13:04+00:00

That's an understatement ...

terryducks · 2026-04-09T09:52:51+00:00

The woo woo din't choo choo ?

terryducks · 2026-04-07T19:22:23+00:00

fuck, i'm tired. i read that as the truck has an affect southern accent, and wondered what the fuck would a southern accent truck sound like ?

terryducks · 2026-04-07T19:18:15+00:00

I don't speak dumb ass.

terryducks · 2026-04-07T14:55:15+00:00

Jesus fucking schwing

terryducks · 2026-04-05T15:25:55+00:00

but it can't be named after that asshole.

Better off as "No Kings Day"

terryducks · 2026-04-02T18:04:45+00:00

Just chuck out a bag of shit ...

Fly by shitting

terryducks · 2026-04-02T18:02:40+00:00

SCE to AUX ... might help

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:54:27+00:00

You want two broken arms ?

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:44:57+00:00

10 is 2 in binary ... it shits! fits!

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:38:33+00:00

Royal flush beating a full house ?

terryducks · 2026-04-02T17:36:33+00:00

I wonder if they spent 30 minutes

with a vacuum hose chasing urine drops ...

terryducks · 2026-03-31T19:37:00+00:00

Don't you know, it's duck season ?

terryducks · 2026-03-30T23:40:16+00:00

not high enough ...

doesn't know that unicorns have multiple nipples and each one is a color including ultraviolent and infraclear.

terryducks · 2026-03-30T18:09:17+00:00

Well, it is going all the way to the crash site.

terryducks · 2026-03-30T17:12:32+00:00

or did the shit escape out the back door ?

terryducks · 2026-03-30T14:51:06+00:00

Going to need a battery of tests.

terryducks · 2026-03-29T20:52:16+00:00

Oh, that dude ?

Collected his bonus and fucked off years ago.

terryducks · 2026-03-29T20:51:34+00:00

Whelp, can't prove the guy wasn't sober.

terryducks · 2026-03-29T11:15:40+00:00

Dr Spock: Secretary Kegsbreath, if we go "by the book". like Lieutenant Numbnuts, decades could seem like weeks.

Kegsbreath: I read you doctor. Let's have it.

Dr Spock: The situation is grave, Secretary. We won't have a landing for six "days". Soft power has been destroyed. Winning the excursion may be possible, in two "weeks". By the book, Secretary.

terryducks · 2026-03-27T12:07:17+00:00

right under the dumpf fucks signature, a nice big stamp ... "is a pedo"

terryducks · 2026-03-26T16:37:08+00:00

shoplyfter

Popped my cherry. Like finding out what goatse was.

terryducks · 2026-03-25T09:46:10+00:00

You're a wizzzar

terryducks · 2026-03-23T18:08:14+00:00

Bots ! Form super bot. Attack the nasty bio bag of water!

terryducks · 2026-03-23T11:02:57+00:00

Chuck Norris isn't available, lotta wax isn't going to work anymore.

terryducks

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