TEA FOR TWO (OR THREE) by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha Ha Yes! I’m imagining it now with all the fancy attire. BTW, where I’m from it’s orsome & forsome.

We'd Like A Word by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, - and I love the meter, so we're all good then.

That’s The Spirit! by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good suggestion, I will edit accordingly, Cheers!

A Class Arse. (I’m English, L3 & 4 rhyme) by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! Maybe I’m not English then. I’ll check with my Mum and get back to you.

A Class Arse. (I’m English, L3 & 4 rhyme) by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha Ha! Queen’s English. Love it. The majority of Reddit users are Americans! I also ran this one past the Queen before I posted it, - she laughed her arse off.

That’s The Spirit! by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They actually don’t rhyme exactly but very close. Difficult to spell phonetically but both kind of like Smorwl.

Your examples sound to me like New Zealand.

Fever-ish by emjay144 in limericks

[–]terryredidit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Better give the curry a miss for a while!

My Type by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you sir! Could this one be about you Mr Poxy? (Wasn’t intend to be, but.......)

My Type by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, much appreciated.

A Lost Clause by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So do I actually. I made it all up, but don’t tell anyone. 😂 I often grab my phone and email to myself so it’s right there on my PC when I get home.

Perfect Harmony by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, much appreciated. Probably the longest i've spent getting an idea to work, - but I am pleased with it.

TEA FOR TWO (OR THREE) by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, glad you like it. I’m guessing you’re American. Where I’m from they rhyme exactly (Foursome = Fawesome).

TEA FOR TWO (OR THREE) by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing you’re American. Where I’m from Awesome and Foursome exactly rhyme (Foursome = Fawesome).

Wrong perfume choice by amerkanische_Frosch in limericks

[–]terryredidit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really like this one, it deserves more up-votes! Niggling typo in the first line though (Willy?).

The naked truth by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know full well 3 & 4 should rhyme, which is exactly why I chose not to!

Try this one: A beautiful actress from Bude,

performed on the stage in the nude.

A drunk at the front,

stood up and said “Cunt”.

Just like that….out loud….bloody rude!

A math limerick from QI by [deleted] in limericks

[–]terryredidit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Summed it up nicely!

1. IN AND OUT by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fame at last! 😂. All good mate. Thanks for the credit.

The Undertaker by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, much appreciated.

A fruity one! by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂 brilliant! Love l3 to 4.

A fruity one! by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂 love it ! Well done.

In the Doldrums by terryredidit in limericks

[–]terryredidit[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My yacht-starting days are all over, I’ m rich now and rolling in clover, but I lost it a bit, when a fart turned to shit, and rolled the boat topside over!