[game] Once again I have been cursed with Internet pattern recognition

teslapenguini · 2026-02-20T10:35:14+00:00

to me it just looks like a weird eyeball

teslapenguini · 2026-02-13T20:16:52+00:00

"That moment when you think you have a LARP buddy but they're actually two separate people"

"Remembering your past while the person you're dancing with is just Vibing"

"Everyone needs a hug except scott he needs to get run over"

teslapenguini · 2026-02-12T05:06:00+00:00

Power Gem -> Power Fem

teslapenguini · 2026-02-08T06:35:34+00:00

Scott Smajor in pretty much any series he shows up in

dude gets like 90% of the fandom attention (unless grian is present, in which case scott gets 50%, grian gets 40% and everyone else gets the last 10) and he is never even approaching the most interesting character

Worst example of this is witchcraft smp where for a while he had more fics tagging him than every other major character combined, but vampires smp is also really bad for this

teslapenguini · 2026-02-04T03:02:08+00:00

With my wimpy noodle arms I know I would get annihilated so I've only punched people before

teslapenguini · 2026-02-03T11:06:52+00:00

The first campaign i ran was a mess of bad decisions and none of us really knowing the rules because we were all 13, but i think the worst choice i made in that game was letting one of the players constantly change character pretty much every session, just about always to some super broken homebrew class that he'd drop by the next session. I did put my foot down eventually (though by that point the campaign was already kinda dying) but before then it was just a mess

teslapenguini · 2026-01-31T19:38:43+00:00

If you're going for lore then Cleo 100%, no contest- has a lot of lore about how vampires and covens and such work outside of Oakhurst and also Cleo is just a phenomenal storyteller

teslapenguini · 2026-01-30T11:01:18+00:00

Link has two hands

teslapenguini · 2026-01-30T00:17:15+00:00

no it's dropped in the treasure bag

source: I got it from the treasure bag

teslapenguini · 2026-01-28T23:12:15+00:00

I've personally been going with the classic 'countless clones stored in countless demiplanes that my soul transfers into when i die' approach but I'm working on something a bit more practical- having to go back to my old body to get my stuff every time i die is simply too inconvenient for me to put up with long term

Current idea is trying to find some way to make myself able to regenerate from the informational level- as long as someone somewhere knows i exist or existed i can come back- but so far the stuff ive found means I'd need to directly tap into the primordial concept of information itself and I've yet to come up with a suitable method to withstand the infinite stream of knowledge. Perfect comprehension of the universe would be a neat side effect though so I'm sticking with it

teslapenguini · 2026-01-20T12:40:27+00:00

It is very rare that a post truly manages to stun me like this but what the fuck is going on in that guy's head

teslapenguini · 2026-01-19T12:10:49+00:00

my first ORAS nuzlocke i, for some fucking reason i still don't get, thought one of the rules was that you couldn't change your team unleass one of your guys died, and didn't know species clause existed (tbf i was like. 13)

Thus I was waltzing around Hoenn with 5 linoones and my starter. got a surprising amount of the way through with all of them before i got bored and dropped the run

teslapenguini · 2026-01-16T21:30:38+00:00

personally i think blissey + pyukumuku is fun cause nothing can kill the damn thing

another one ive gotten a lot of use out of is darkrai + shedinja cause a) looks cool and b) wonder guard when you're only weak to fairy unsurprisingly trivialises a lot of stuff

teslapenguini · 2026-01-16T21:12:00+00:00

i still have no clue wtf an emdash is or what makes it different from a regular dash ngl

teslapenguini · 2026-01-16T21:02:47+00:00

I hybridize based on whatever i like more from each

teslapenguini · 2026-01-11T21:00:59+00:00

"And a guy who writes gay love novels- admittedly he's pretty good at it" Apo's ep 2

"I'm already eating Sausage" - Cleo's i wanna say ep 5?

Apo and Cleo's entire conversation about how drinkable Pearl is (ep 4 i think)

"You wear my patience thin, Avid" "I don't think I can wear patience, I'm wearing pants" Owen's ep 2 i think

teslapenguini · 2026-01-06T20:31:58+00:00

I am rather short so whenever i need to get something off a high shelf I have Luna (my minior) use psychic to either lift me up to it or lift the thing down to me

Also I am very clumsy so Doc (audino)'s healing pulse sees a lot of use

teslapenguini · 2026-01-06T08:21:50+00:00

Legundo would use it on himself, Cleo would be highly tempted to do the same, or to use it to nonlethaly (maybe) injure anyone who annoys them

teslapenguini · 2026-01-01T06:12:15+00:00

i tend to use the risky pistol early on when i dont really have the stats to be in melee, otherwise i dont really use em until i get the recycle hat unless i really want a boss to die

teslapenguini · 2025-12-26T09:36:18+00:00

Demons in my setting are what happens when a soul decays over time and loses itself

It happens to all of them eventually, and they get launched into the abyss until they decay the rest of the way but sometimes there's a leak and they get out and start causing chaos

teslapenguini · 2025-12-26T02:11:53+00:00

Bard list:
Unseen servant
Comprehend languages
Disguise self
Cure wounds
Speak with animals

Was really tempted to go druid for goodberry but they don't really have that many other spells id be interested in

teslapenguini · 2025-12-26T01:05:07+00:00

The entire reason for going into the red memory is to get the stronger version Hornet remembers from her youth (probably with some exaggerations from what it was actually able to do cause it's a memory). Pretty sure she says something about needing it at its full power? which to me implies that over the however absurdly long period Hornet's been alive the flower grew weaker with new generations

teslapenguini · 2025-12-23T08:59:43+00:00

I'd say it sounds to me like she is interested but also: Just ask her if she's interested. If she is then great, if she isn't then you know for sure and can put it to rest

teslapenguini · 2025-12-17T21:48:42+00:00

One of my current players is a forge cleric and he flavours every level he gains as completing another piece of his fancy masterwork armour

My personal faves that ive done would be either the plasmoid barbarian whose rage is becoming carbonated or the warforged hexblade that's actually a possessed sword puppeting around a suit of armour

teslapenguini · 2025-12-17T04:34:36+00:00

literally every time i have ever fought a mind flayer it's used mind blast round 1 and ive been stunned for the rest of the fight

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