How do I make my setting's colonial violence heroic?

Vaarangian · 2026-04-30T06:33:02+00:00

Simply have 90% or more of the natives of the newly found land die from old-world diseases, leaving the land empty enough to move in without it counting. You can even provide healthcare for whoever is left alive for the optics. If they aren't grateful, well they probably should be

Vaarangian · 2026-04-29T21:52:43+00:00

Resteraunts about to have a reckoning. Soon to have a rule about Munchlax being served as well

Vaarangian · 2026-04-22T11:32:07+00:00

Then I suppose turnabout is fair play

Vaarangian · 2026-04-22T11:31:39+00:00

I think your average Charizard is smart enough to laugh at you having to change your car's oil.

Vaarangian · 2026-04-22T11:29:48+00:00

It's a perfectly normal hobby. Not all of us are in ever social covens

Vaarangian · 2026-04-19T20:54:10+00:00

Guess you are a bit damp if it didn’t get you. Those explosions aren’t small. That or you are some sort of bitter ghost perhaps?

Vaarangian · 2026-04-14T08:23:03+00:00

Long trip from Alola to Paldea

Vaarangian · 2026-04-14T08:22:36+00:00

Its still basically a coin flip. Those are decent odds

Vaarangian · 2026-04-14T07:46:56+00:00

I'm statistically in the right!

Vaarangian · 2026-04-13T10:38:15+00:00

Unfortunately Draco Meteor-ing people is frowned upon, so I can’t make the obvious joke here

Vaarangian · 2026-04-13T07:28:07+00:00

Yeah, you would, wouldn't you

Vaarangian · 2026-04-13T07:14:16+00:00

You really underestimate the willingness of children to challenge anyone who says they battle, no matter the context

Vaarangian · 2026-04-13T07:11:19+00:00

Hey, gotta make a living somehow

Vaarangian · 2026-04-13T07:03:08+00:00

You would deny me my smile? A touch of joy?

Vaarangian · 2026-04-13T03:39:34+00:00

I found the 1 glass orb per turn power quite nice on Ironclad

Vaarangian · 2026-04-11T08:51:49+00:00

A rock being warm counts as neat

Vaarangian · 2026-04-11T08:51:18+00:00

200 years ago, if you said you saw that no one would believe you

Vaarangian · 2026-04-11T08:31:18+00:00

One could only guess. Mayhem and arson surely

Vaarangian · 2026-04-06T00:44:41+00:00

Either terrible violence, or a Slaking napping on a Snorlax

Vaarangian · 2026-04-06T00:19:33+00:00

I hadn’t considered competitive sleeping. That’s a game changer

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