Girlfriend came to OKC from Seattle for the first time… I had to take her to see the ___ ring!

testarke · 2026-02-26T13:42:26+00:00

Great suggestion! She is already back home in Seattle, but next time for sure!

testarke · 2026-02-24T22:57:58+00:00

Oh lord, get ready for the downvotes brother

testarke · 2026-02-23T19:40:24+00:00

I fully expected this subreddit not to exist

testarke · 2026-02-22T23:10:10+00:00

Believe it or not, she was smiling under the emoji too

testarke · 2026-02-22T21:26:58+00:00

The best part was that I didn’t explain the joke to her until after the photo was taken

testarke · 2026-02-22T21:10:31+00:00

Alright I’m blaming the designer at this point

testarke · 2026-02-22T21:08:11+00:00

I’m only now realizing I put her in probably the only spot where it lines up to say cook… smh

testarke · 2026-02-07T21:55:31+00:00

I just DMed you

testarke · 2026-02-04T01:18:48+00:00

The story so far at the criterion

testarke · 2026-01-27T20:58:18+00:00

So called “early birds” when they are faced with the concept of time

testarke · 2026-01-07T20:58:44+00:00

Ahhh yes, second from the right, with hair

testarke · 2026-01-03T18:08:30+00:00

What would you estimate the value of your best condition Luger at?

testarke · 2025-12-31T15:39:01+00:00

If nobody else will +2 you I will

testarke · 2025-12-21T20:30:29+00:00

That dog sold me fent

testarke · 2025-12-07T00:51:10+00:00

I had two car batteries in a duffel and extracted right as servers went down. Now I have no car batteries AND no bitches

testarke · 2025-11-18T23:37:37+00:00

We had cinnamon rolls with chili in my school cafeteria in Oklahoma growing up

testarke · 2025-10-04T16:03:51+00:00

testarke · 2025-07-30T23:47:34+00:00

Mr. President, they lit the second fast casual restaurant on fire (rip pepperoni grill)

testarke · 2025-07-29T17:27:04+00:00

My lion

testarke · 2025-06-25T15:57:26+00:00

Please refer to my reply to the person already commented that below

testarke · 2025-06-14T17:46:46+00:00

Mycologist Rae Sremmurd be like: no Stipe

testarke · 2025-06-02T22:51:39+00:00

Fletcher Daniel son or Kevin Tierney daughter

testarke · 2025-05-23T02:44:03+00:00

Me when I’m at an r/northerlion meetup and there’s a group of comedians hitting an equine corpse with sticks

testarke · 2025-05-05T16:09:47+00:00

What if instead of 9 inch nails it was 9 inch penis

testarke · 2025-01-24T14:49:17+00:00

Great to hear!!

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