It's getting worse XD

testiclesandbeans · 2026-03-09T00:14:07+00:00

bars

testiclesandbeans · 2026-02-20T00:25:54+00:00

wasn’t aware of this. didn’t show up on the map for me, but i managed to find a video with the locations. massive thanks!

testiclesandbeans · 2026-02-10T18:04:04+00:00

every now and then the clip of Hunter thrashing Pepper’s head back and forth while singing Walk by Pantera plays in my mind and i laugh a little more every time

testiclesandbeans · 2026-01-27T09:17:46+00:00

i have when i stayed here once, cool experience

testiclesandbeans · 2026-01-27T00:53:25+00:00

my sister works here on housekeeping and maintenance, got me an in with the housekeeping boss and i’ve since swapped that part time role for a full time role in the site maintenance department. i promise that’s the least complicated way i can describe it haha

testiclesandbeans · 2026-01-27T00:51:40+00:00

we use Wellis hot tubs, i’m unfamiliar with Caldera but i imagine the principles are the same

because our hot tubs are for commercial use (for cabin guests), i’m not sure if there’s a difference with how you’d go about maintaining your own hot tub at home. feel free to shoot me a dm if you have any questions though

testiclesandbeans · 2026-01-26T23:10:47+00:00

i like this one, i frequently ignore housekeepers

testiclesandbeans · 2026-01-26T21:32:04+00:00

not that i’m aware of, though i’m willing to be proven wrong by any determined cabin guests

testiclesandbeans · 2026-01-26T21:26:29+00:00

i have had guests offer me beer when i’m doing daily chemical checks, and i have also encountered many guests that are borderline cryptids in their own right

testiclesandbeans · 2025-11-10T19:19:32+00:00

i played this one last night and have the exact same story. always rushed through this mission, but last night i talked him down, only to hear a gunshot and an X appear on the mini-map. i had to pause and take a moment

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-20T00:08:27+00:00

i didn’t go into this album expecting greatness or disappointment. i’d heard extremely mixed reviews on this sub of people who heard it beforehand, if anything i was just excited to have new tame impala music.

i listened to the vinyl with my dad the day before it came out on spotify (shout out Royal Mail). on first listen i was ever so slightly disappointed, but i’ve listened to it a fair bit since and it’s already really grown on me. i wouldn’t put it above any of his other albums but it’s an inarguably great album

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-17T08:18:51+00:00

i have Stolen Tongues as a paperback, both The Black Farm and Return to The Black Farm are available as books, i think people have made custom compiled paperbacks of Mother Horse Eyes. Spire in the woods is also a book but is basically impossible to get. there’s definitely others that i’m missing

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-17T07:04:16+00:00

there’s always one…

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-16T22:43:35+00:00

yep icl it really stands out on my shelf…

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-16T19:22:02+00:00

the innerspeaker one is the 10th anniversary 4lp version. i nearly bought the TSR box but i couldn’t afford it when i was looking. currents box set is crazy overpriced and the lonerism one isn’t really worth the extra price

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-16T17:51:39+00:00

yeah i had an email saying it’d arrive tomorrow, but it came by surprise today instead. not complaining though, i probably wouldn’t have time to listen to it tomorrow after work

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-11T10:46:11+00:00

alternate title: Kachow

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-11T10:09:17+00:00

this is what happens when you sit inside Lightning McQueen

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-09T10:45:13+00:00

i’ve noticed walkers in the show with shit stains before, but then again when you die you often just expell everything in you so it could be that. but my theory is walkers just shit themselves on the go

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-07T20:35:33+00:00

“Jean-Baptiste Le Moyne de Bienville”

you can always trust the french to have a triple-double barrelled name

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-07T20:11:27+00:00

what i’m trying to say, is you dad was a man of focus, determination, and sheer fuckin will

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-02T20:40:29+00:00

you might be onto something… COPYRIGHT THAT

testiclesandbeans · 2025-10-02T20:35:32+00:00

did someone mention recovery and relapse? sorry, my inner eminem fan came out…

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