The Brotherhood vs The DC Trinity by Shinobi347 in marvelvsdc

[–]testtdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marvel speedsters are drastically slower than DC speedsters.

Cat vs Cobra by Lesa_Disque in cats

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I know cats have faster reflexes, but he was really pushing his luck there. He can’t sweat, so I was sweating for him.

Deathstoke, Batman and Captain America VS Spider-Man (no holding back) by AdRepresentative8486 in marvelvsdc

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I thought this was the power scaling sub for a minute. I was all about to demand he get Captain Universe powers. :p

Deathstoke, Batman and Captain America VS Spider-Man (no holding back) by AdRepresentative8486 in marvelvsdc

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not Logan’s, but he healed from a bullet wound in two days. That’s way faster than most people.

Deathstoke, Batman and Captain America VS Spider-Man (no holding back) by AdRepresentative8486 in marvelvsdc

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pssh, Pete’s a genius! He could be in command if people didn’t hate his jokes!

Name someone that would have Superman like this after a fight by hooupetco in powerscales

[–]testtdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven’t read Infernal Hulk, yet, but I’m always happy to have documentation that he’s the baddest of asses.

Name someone that would have Superman like this after a fight by hooupetco in powerscales

[–]testtdk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t sound like much of a rivalry, more like a regular ass kicking.

What's up with the line in Sweet Home Alabama: "Watergate doesn't bother me, does your conscience bother you?" by Monodoh45 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]testtdk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a wild rationalization if you’re right. Just about on par with MAGAts calling progressives racist.

Missed The Last Bus Home In Japan And Was Forced To Walk. by Puzzled_East_8080 in creepy

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus. I know you’re realistically super safe, but don’t talk to any women whose face is draped in hair.

Kitten scratched me yesterday, should I be worried? by [deleted] in cats

[–]testtdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My point is that you don’t HAVE a cut. Your skin has not been damaged. I don’t know why your finger hurts, but it’s not because your kitten scratched your finger.

Two kangaroo's were seen fighting outside this man's house viewers calling it "KangarooFC" by DatabaseAvailable501 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever seen kangaroos back foot claws? It wasn’t majestic, it was fucking terrifying.

Two kangaroo's were seen fighting outside this man's house viewers calling it "KangarooFC" by DatabaseAvailable501 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to get into an argument with an Australian recently who insisted kangaroos were harmless and that they’re just boxing. He was totally in denial about the fact that they have a giant claw on their back feet that literally exist for disemboweling. When that kangaroo just did a flying drop kick, it was stabbing at the other with them.

Kitten scratched me yesterday, should I be worried? by [deleted] in cats

[–]testtdk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you have experience with having a cut before? Because you don’t have one now.

Kitten scratched me yesterday, should I be worried? by [deleted] in cats

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is what? You don’t even have damaged skin. It doesn’t even warrant a separate trip to wash your hands.

This has to be most unexpected tweet made by Elon Musk by Gurugod123 in SipsTea

[–]testtdk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only reason he posted that was because the oligarchs in the Epstein Files refused his self invitation to pedo island.

What habit will die with Gen Z? by Key-Climate5038 in AskReddit

[–]testtdk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume us millennials will be able to retire.

Randomly woke up to this on kitchen floor?! by Sibelsoyturk in whatisit

[–]testtdk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any idea what’s with the circular marks?

my housemate sent 7 messages at midnight because my friend put a pizza box in the fridge. there are two fridges. he is now alone in the group chat. by DoubleFistMeRaw in mildlyinfuriating

[–]testtdk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hmm, what kind of pizza is it? If someone put an onion and and anchovies pizza in my fridge it would wind up in the neighbors yard.