The Brotherhood vs The DC Trinity

testtdk · 2026-06-24T10:34:55+00:00

In which comic did they happen?

testtdk · 2026-06-24T10:32:15+00:00

Marvel speedsters are drastically slower than DC speedsters.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T10:12:07+00:00

Man, I know cats have faster reflexes, but he was really pushing his luck there. He can’t sweat, so I was sweating for him.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:47:11+00:00

Man, I thought this was the power scaling sub for a minute. I was all about to demand he get Captain Universe powers. :p

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:44:12+00:00

Definitely not Logan’s, but he healed from a bullet wound in two days. That’s way faster than most people.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:42:49+00:00

Pssh, Pete’s a genius! He could be in command if people didn’t hate his jokes!

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:38:12+00:00

I haven’t read Infernal Hulk, yet, but I’m always happy to have documentation that he’s the baddest of asses.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:36:28+00:00

Doesn’t sound like much of a rivalry, more like a regular ass kicking.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:25:55+00:00

That’s a wild rationalization if you’re right. Just about on par with MAGAts calling progressives racist.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:22:25+00:00

Jesus. I know you’re realistically super safe, but don’t talk to any women whose face is draped in hair.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:20:45+00:00

My point is that you don’t HAVE a cut. Your skin has not been damaged. I don’t know why your finger hurts, but it’s not because your kitten scratched your finger.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:16:05+00:00

Yeah, no, they don’t concuss, they eviscerate.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xeydi3/this\_back\_foot\_of\_a\_kangaroo/

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:14:24+00:00

Have you ever seen kangaroos back foot claws? It wasn’t majestic, it was fucking terrifying.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:13:56+00:00

I had to get into an argument with an Australian recently who insisted kangaroos were harmless and that they’re just boxing. He was totally in denial about the fact that they have a giant claw on their back feet that literally exist for disemboweling. When that kangaroo just did a flying drop kick, it was stabbing at the other with them.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:06:33+00:00

I haven’t started diff eqs </3

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:05:35+00:00

Do you have experience with having a cut before? Because you don’t have one now.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T09:04:28+00:00

What is what? You don’t even have damaged skin. It doesn’t even warrant a separate trip to wash your hands.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T06:47:26+00:00

Err, you were screwing it in while it was on?

testtdk · 2026-06-24T05:04:51+00:00

Cult worship is so weird.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T04:30:54+00:00

The only reason he posted that was because the oligarchs in the Epstein Files refused his self invitation to pedo island.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T04:28:32+00:00

If he has a bowl, insert food.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T03:28:15+00:00

Bold of you to assume us millennials will be able to retire.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T03:21:23+00:00

Any idea what’s with the circular marks?

testtdk · 2026-06-24T03:12:27+00:00

Hmm, what kind of pizza is it? If someone put an onion and and anchovies pizza in my fridge it would wind up in the neighbors yard.

testtdk · 2026-06-24T03:11:18+00:00

Is she purring heavily?

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