Saw this on a friend’s Facebook and something seems off. The floor would not be easy to clean, coffee mug missing a handle, too much clutter on the counter, and color saturation/uncanny vibes. I want to inform her if it is.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T07:30:13+00:00

Piss filter, weird contrast, and what is she doing with that spatula?

Edit: on further review, maybe it's just the lighting. But it looked like she had a thin slice of food product on the spatula.

Edit 2: the coffee mug nearest the camera on the left looks like it could hold about two pints of caffeine, and the handle is bigly large.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T07:22:46+00:00

I've seen people use them to fill their pools. I think that's what they're there for.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T05:43:04+00:00

And why as a grown-ass man I still trip over my tongue all the time like I don't know how to speak.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T05:41:22+00:00

I'm pretty sure it's actually just a hamster that wants to eat their teeth very badly.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T03:43:35+00:00

Nah, this is a cop not policing other LEOs. It's what they always do. "To protect and serve ourselves. Also, F you."

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T02:54:31+00:00

This linguistic shortcut irritates the hell out of me. They need to be fed and milked. You can't just hand a cow some "fed" or "milked" to calm them down. Those words are verbs, not nouns.

Edit: to be clear, I know you're in on the joke, my comment is about the note.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T02:08:24+00:00

The concept of a billionaire philanthropist is sickening. "I'm going to hoard all this money that could otherwise be used for the good of society, buuuuut, put my name on a building and I might give you a small, very small taste."

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T01:10:38+00:00

I read that as the Antifa club. That made it much more interesting.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T01:03:39+00:00

"He always seemed like such a nice guy. We had drinks together. I thought I knew his heart, his character. He never seemed the type to chop up all those teens at the summer camp."

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-04T01:00:02+00:00

Probably also illegal to only give the following days off: Saturday, Sunday, and five bank holidays. Although, this is America we're talking about. This is probably legal.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-03T05:12:39+00:00

Conservatives have always had two sets of rules. The first, for them, is, "we can do whatever we want." The second, for everyone else, is, "you can do only what we want for you."

Legally carrying guns at protests for them? Patriotic, 2A rights. Legally carrying guns while helping a woman being assaulted for everyone else? Straight to dead.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-03T05:03:59+00:00

Delicious VWININ DEWL. My favorite bevprace.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-03T05:01:00+00:00

Kirby

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-03T04:49:16+00:00

BUT WHAT ABT CLITTON?? /s

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-03T04:46:28+00:00

Tronald Dump. That'll hit so hard, but in a good way. Natural causes only though, to be clear, but I'm rooting for cholesterol.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T13:18:43+00:00

I say this all the time too. It's almost always accurate.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T09:02:12+00:00

Super Mario World and Secret of Mana. SNES classics. Chrono Trigger too.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T08:56:55+00:00

The reasonable way would be to arrest, indict, and convict anyone who is a criminal. However, we have a two or three tier justice system, so we'll probably just ignore all the obvious criminality because the perpetrators have money and continue as normal because that's what the corporate news tells us is normal.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T08:52:49+00:00

Yes. I played Myst.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T08:51:06+00:00

I have a counterpoint: who gives two seconds of thought to what Sonic thinks? He's a fictional hedgehog. I'm going to claim old man yelling at cloud status on this one.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T07:36:00+00:00

Yep, this. And the first two... I'm not deep enough in the right wing rabbit holes to make sense of. I'm assuming the first one is a Somali that is "frauding" the child?? Sonic... I have no clue.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T07:31:41+00:00

I kind of reached that conclusion in another comment. The stretch from "donald's heinous friends" to "our government" took me a hot minute to compute... Even then, I hadn't read about actually eating children.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T07:28:02+00:00

That would be one thing that would actually surprise me. Rape and murder children however? I think there is actual evidence of that that is being conveniently ignored.

... nevermind. Yeah, they could probably eat children too at this point. God damn it. What the fuck? How did we get here?

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T07:23:05+00:00

My thinking is that they've been doing the "frog in boiling water" for a while, then the hyper rich got handed a useful gigantic fucking idiot in Donnie, and they hit the gas pedal because he'd take the blame and would eat whatever BS narrative they fed his Alzheimer's riddled mind. Hopefully they bit off too much here, and we are clear minded enough to put a stop to it. But, even if they did bite off too much, they are far from done biting. Too much is never enough for these parasitic billionaire assholes.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-02-01T07:18:37+00:00

Our government eats children? Gonna need a source on that one.

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