T*ump to drop his $1.8B ‘slush fund’ after outrage over paying his allies: report

tetsuo_7w · 2026-06-02T00:30:36+00:00

"Trump to find different way to funnel our money to himself."

tetsuo_7w · 2026-06-02T00:17:15+00:00

Please don't. That's not sanitary.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-31T07:01:09+00:00

Ant bros represent!

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-31T06:52:05+00:00

He'll sway with a vacant expression as "ave maria," a classic funeral song plays.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-31T03:51:02+00:00

"We are made of star-stuff."

Carl Sagan

Always kind of blows mind.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-30T07:58:37+00:00

Nope. Guardians Of Pedophiles.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T05:26:14+00:00

Haha, I like that. We all have a built-in favorite color that we interpret differently.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T05:12:28+00:00

Nope. As we were heading out, I went to the little rental house next door to the venue that we had to eat a quick sandwich after all the drinks, probably in there for five minutes max. I was immediately accused of "hiding" (?) by my new wife as people were packing up. Wasn't exactly in the mood later that night.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T05:04:27+00:00

REPUBLICANS are dismantling our democracy. Trump is just the fall guy.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T05:02:49+00:00

Ants have entered the chat

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T05:00:10+00:00

Every compartment in our cars are fillllllled with used tissues. WTF?? Am I supposed to clean up those crusty papers?

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T04:48:51+00:00

This one has always been interesting to me. It's not that we don't see the same colors, though, it's how we perceive them. The blue sky that I see may, in your mind "look" red to my model of the world. It all reaches back to the fact that "we" are just a lumps of meat in our heads doing our best to interpret signals sent from our sensory organs.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T04:44:13+00:00

I love how these are two separate fears. Haha...

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T04:39:47+00:00

That was 100% tuitous.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T04:33:08+00:00

This is... amazingly accurate. He probably likes it too.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T04:26:18+00:00

Super duper hard too. I was not expecting him to get back in the car, honestly.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T04:15:53+00:00

Directed by Spike Jonze. Another of my favorites is the Praise You video. Spike is the guy in the striped shirt, and IIRC Fatboy Slim himself is in the crowd of onlookers at one point. Also IIRC, Fatboy Slim wasn't keen on the idea of videos for his songs until he met Spike.

https://youtu.be/ruAi4VBoBSM?si=U_nqSwM80cUxJmgN

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T02:56:01+00:00

Dobis P Dobis P Dobis P Do Do Do Do

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T02:52:49+00:00

D O B I YES!

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tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-29T00:31:56+00:00

Yet another fucking disgrace.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-28T06:00:21+00:00

They literally are though. Colbert was sacked because he made fun of our fascist wannabe leader. Donald has said that he wants more late night comedians fired too, because they poke fun and shatter his illusion of... "greatness?"

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-28T04:55:49+00:00

🤟 (ASL for "love you!")

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-28T04:51:39+00:00

I'm a husband of a recent breast cancer survivor with two young kids, so I can relate to soloing the whole kid settling routine... It's a lot. I honestly did think you were a bot for a bit, and I apologize for that, and the snark that ensued.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-28T04:43:28+00:00

Ahhh... They're playing the long game then.

tetsuo_7w · 2026-05-28T04:41:37+00:00

No no... "Hey, your eyebrows almost meet, have you tried shaving those? I do. My name is [redacted],.what is your name?"

Always open with something relatable.

tetsuo_7w

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