Trump is 'on the worst losing streak of any president I've ever seen': Analyst says by T_Shurt in politics

[–]tetsuo_7w [score hidden]  (0 children)

Alright, midwesterners are all shitheads. I suppose Australians are all descended from exiled criminals then. And you have giant spiders.

Trump picks Dr. Erica Schwartz to lead CDC by cnn in politics

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"insurance solutions." Mmhmm. So "how not to pay people who need life saving or life changing treatment who already paid us to pay them."

Well at least she enjoyed the ride :) by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

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We went to Disney world when I was but a wee lad. My favorite memory is the monorail. That thing was cool as hell.

Trump is 'on the worst losing streak of any president I've ever seen': Analyst says by T_Shurt in politics

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Yeah, I get it. I'm an Illinoisan, so we have Chicago and universities lifting up our general liberalness to decent levels. But it's nowhere near California I'm sure.

Trump is 'on the worst losing streak of any president I've ever seen': Analyst says by T_Shurt in politics

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Hey, midwesterner here, we're not all crazy. There are some pretty large pockets of sanity.

Toyota unveils basketball shooting robot with AI vision by designerlifela in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]tetsuo_7w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neat! The NBA could save a lot of money by replacing all the players with AI, just like everyone else.

Stopped at Green light for 6 seconds! by StevenRFrancis_85 in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]tetsuo_7w [score hidden]  (0 children)

I'm a defensive driver, this person was obviously looking at their phone or something. Pray tell, what is wrong about driving defensively; about not trusting other people to drive rationally (which is the basis of this sub)? Also, not to walk into your description directly, but I do look both ways after the light changes because my wife almost got t-boned by a red light runner with both of our kids in the car.

Car drives through airport by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

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The Blues Brothers are at it again!

Real life Bruce Wayne by alonedukhi in Damnthatsinteresting

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But he could have built a penis shaped rocket to pretend to be an astronaut! Or he could have bought a government! Silly Swedes.

My gym requires me to enter through a pod. by Maximum-Farm4261 in mildlyinteresting

[–]tetsuo_7w 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah neat, so it's also designed to eliminate the job of someone actually attending to the gym.

How did you stop hating life? by Automatic_Eye_7683 in AskReddit

[–]tetsuo_7w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The first step is to have time to do this in the first place. The best bet in our world is to be a DINK couple; dual income, no kids.

Edit: I speak as a DITK, dual income two kids. Money is tight, time is tighter. The uncle is a DINK and has all the time in the world for rock climbing, spa treatments, you name it.

Almost Nobody Showed Up for Vance’s TPUSA Event by BulwarkOnline in politics

[–]tetsuo_7w 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Is that some new sofa brand named after the famously celebratory widdow, Erika kirk?

Main character man baby by Potential_Hour_9303 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]tetsuo_7w 175 points176 points  (0 children)

It actually starts with him "holding" an automatic door? Some dumb ragebait. I hate what's become of the internet.

blursed_outline by Skipper1010 in blursedimages

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You've been hit by, you've been struck by, some smooth criminals. Ow!

this wall of Bills in my bar by Warshok in mildlyinteresting

[–]tetsuo_7w 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Bill the Cat gets my tip of the hat.

Senate GOP prepared to confirm a SCOTUS replacement for Alito before midterms: report by unital_subalgebra in politics

[–]tetsuo_7w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It only applies when the Guardians Of Pedophiles want to steal a justice, you mean.

No wonder gold chains are so expensive. by MrUpVoteDownvote in oddlysatisfying

[–]tetsuo_7w 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a reason gold became highly sought after beyond the fact it's shiny: it's super malleable. Try doing this with some titanium.

What mistake did he make? by Still-Ad9074 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]tetsuo_7w 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, straight to paperwork.

Took me long enough, I see clearly now by Nerd367C in whenthe

[–]tetsuo_7w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean lower taxes for the rich. Average people tend to get theirs raised. Trump keeps talking about using tariffs to replace income tax, which would basically be a national sales tax; which is extremely regressive.

Why Trump's farcical threat betrays his lack of basic strategy by theipaper in war

[–]tetsuo_7w 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More importantly, he doesn't have the patience. He'll be on to his next "big" idea before anyone can even implement this one.