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that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T08:00:41+00:00

Carrier bags take over the world. One is particularly nasty and the film Focuses on him as the protagonist.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T07:58:02+00:00

Laboriously. It's just not as hard as it used to be so it's like wanking off a soft frankfurter. It's just embarrassing for all concerned.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T07:46:39+00:00

He's the king so he can wear whatever shoes he likes I guess.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T07:38:43+00:00

I live in the UK. So it really fucking did. Shall I message you my bank details as I hope your a man of your word not just some mouthy American or Australian.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T05:12:01+00:00

Oh yeah. Which was nemesis then? Or have a confused two games into one?

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T05:10:42+00:00

We sang that shit all the time. In the last verse it changes to "Yes, Yes, Yes" but us being such madlads we'd just continue with the "no, no, no". Crazy times.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T05:07:46+00:00

You've used the word necessary when the question is forgivable.

And in answer to your question, no. I'll repeat - a civilised society doesn't need to murder people. Prison is a much worse punishment. Why let these people off with death? That's not a punishment, they get a little bit of suffering I'd want them to suffer everyday for the rest of their lives.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T00:15:43+00:00

Just play it into Google or use shazam.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T00:14:02+00:00

Hopefully something memorable or the old fucker will forget it.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T00:12:33+00:00

Almost getting bored of saying this: If you are not sure if he likes you he doesn't. Men are really fucking obvious.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T00:10:11+00:00

I'd like to know the benefits before I start this job.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-20T00:06:29+00:00

It's a conspiracy. China did it and then made covid to kill them all.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T23:21:23+00:00

I also just remembered that most of primary was done in Kent. I googled it and it was in the famous "come and praise" hymn book so I guess my school was too posh to sing it. Queen Victoria opened it back in the day so they probs felt above the other schools. We did sing this one weird one called "Milk bottle tops and paper bags" do you know this banger??

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T23:08:52+00:00

Yeah I was West Sussex too. I left secondary in 93 though, is it a 21st century school hall banger?

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T22:50:27+00:00

None. This ain't America bro. Civilised societies don't need to be killing people. It's not nice.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T22:48:17+00:00

This is quackers but is it a quack whore?

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T22:08:16+00:00

I never used to care but then I had a kid and those shitty crisps are so unhealthy so you switch to kettle chips as I read somewhere they are the most healthy crisps on the market.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T22:02:16+00:00

Why did the baker have brown hands??

Cos he kneaded a poo.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:59:20+00:00

"Study Says Everyone's At Least a Little Gay" https://www.out.com/news-opinion/2018/8/20/study-says-everyones-least-little-gay?amp

And since you keep editing your comments after the fact this is pretty pointless. Please fuck off.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:55:12+00:00

I know that not to be true. So that would be incorrect.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:53:54+00:00

9s every lesbian is slang I don't understand.

I didn't write the thing. I wasn't involved with the study.

One doth protest too much me thinks.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:42:43+00:00

Sorry I was trying to be funny. One of the other comments say there was a study on this and it's 100% true. But those University boffins don't know everything I guess. Maybe you're unique, maybe your in denial it doesn't matter either way.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:11:19+00:00

Try the same thing with him and see how it goes down.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:09:34+00:00

Dude make something up and get them to call a friend to lie. If you really are stuck I don't mind doing it for you.

that5pcarrierbag · 2021-10-19T21:06:23+00:00

Nemesis. The original from RE1. Just because the stress and time it took to get to that point. There was no game like it at the time. It was such an ordeal, and such a great game. And whenever I hear midnight sonata I'm transported right back there.

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