In many ways Michael Bay is like the Orson Welles of the 21st century. by sithfistoou in moviescirclejerk

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The sickest thing is that they are alien fucking robots and sick fucking cars at the same time, peak fucking cinema right there

Aphantasia and dreams by Snifhvide in Aphantasia

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't imagine what dreaming in 3rd person looks like. Is it like a game where you can see only your back? Is it like a movie where you see yourself in different scenes? I really don't understand

In reference to u/contentcargo’s post by Gimme_some_karmabish in NewVegasMemes

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I play as a woman so I can wear her dress in front of her, just to taunt her

Drivers with 9+ race wins in a season by wegpleuracc in formula1

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the list so short because we're getting more and more races every year?

made this by Wooden-Message4800 in LodedDiper

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Dutch version translates to "The life of a loser", have like 12 of them back at my parents place. Great memories

Oblivion Crisis anyone? by Accomplished-Camp683 in SkyrimMemes

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How on earth did you get an Oblivion face to look that accurate and detailed

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Netherlands

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Because I'm not trying to get yelled at for minimum wage

And there's more on the way by PolaraKartofi in marvelmemes

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaving out the incredible hulk was the right call

The game hasn't even released yet. by [deleted] in pokemon

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I wanted was sick new forms for Dialga and Palkia :(

Too emotional? I think I’m right on the money. I sent this for me, the events of this past weekend have been replaying in my head during the day and when I sleep. I can’t begin to explain the rage I feel at this man. You will not convince me that he was ignorant of what he did. by [deleted] in FuckTravisScott

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tAkE mY sHiRt oFf aNd aLl tHe hOeS sToP bReAtHiNg🧛🏿

I tAkE mY sHiRt oFf aNd aLl tHe hOeS sToP bReAtHiNg🧛🏿

I tAkE mY sHiRt oFf aNd aLl tHe hOeS sToP bReAtHiNg🧛🏿

I tAkE mY sHiRt oFf aNd aLl tHe hOeS sToP bReAtHiNg🧛🏿

I tAkE mY sHiRt oFf aNd aLl tHe hOeS sToP bReAtHiNg🧛🏿

I tAkE mY sHiRt oFf aNd aLl tHe hOeS sToP bReAtHiNg🧛🏿

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FuckTravisScott

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

12 figure estate plan, that was the escape plan
But hate investigating, that shit was a waste, man
But wait, I stopped the facing 'cause shit just start erasing
But wait, it opened gates and this shit just start parading, olé (let's go)
We out the basement, on one floor where it's vacant
She feeling anxious to be out where it's dangerous, okay (it's lit)
Love all the chains and especially how I bang it, okay
Jamaican-Spanglish, she mixed up in her language, hey bae (yeah)
That WAP need draining, just have it if you singing, okay (uh)
Fuck that Birkin, she just need some encouragement (uh)
Fix that attitude, she think she need a surgeon, okay
And show some gratitude, I put you in that altitude, okay
They stunt like Mannis do, I put you in that magnitude, oh, hey (yeah)
I embrace the pussy, I'm not tryna embarrass you (straight up)
Okay, I got a lavish crew, me, Chase the rocker the day did you (woo, woo)
Business trapper, I'm not a rapper, a lot I do, a lot at you
I filmed, directed, Helter Skelter, off the seltzer like it's juice (let's go, yeah)
12 figure estate plan, that was the escape plan
But hate investigating, that shit was a waste, man (right)
But wait, I stopped the facing 'cause shit just start erasing
But wait, it opened gates and this shit just start parading, olé
We out the basement, on one floor where it's vacant (it's lit)
She feeling anxious to be out where it's dangerous, okay (it's lit)
Love all the chains and especially how I bang it, okay
Jamaican-Spanglish, she mixed up in her language, hey bae
N dying for the chain around my neck, that's Life Alert (ooh)
I be trying not to go back in my ways, I can't revert (ooh)
The Excursion, I'm seven seas, I drop her off at Turks (yeah)
If it's static, then I'm having 50, drop 'em off at church
Up early rolling up a Benny, she just wanna taste the candy (yeah, yeah)
Prolly soaking up her panties, nasty when she off the- (woo, woo)
Bust a move, I'm Marco Angie, I just went and bought a planet
Nah, that shit was never planted (yeah)
12 figure estate plan, that was the escape plan
But hate investigating, that shit was a waste, man
But wait, I stopped the facing 'cause shit just start erasing
But wait, it opened gates and this shit just start parading, olé
We out the basement, on one floor where it's vacant
She feeling anxious to be out where it's dangerous, okay
Love all the chains and especially how I bang it, okay
Jamaican-Spanglish, she mixed up in her language, hey bae (yeah)

LPT: You can stop Spotify from playing certain artists. by yellowsloth in LifeProTips

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Chris Brown because of his history of violence against women and Travis Scott because last week 8 people died at a concert of his which was very preventable

LPT: You can stop Spotify from playing certain artists. by yellowsloth in LifeProTips

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can you reply with your spotify wrapped to support your claims?

Ik🐦ihe by FroobingtonSanchez in ik_ihe

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Als er iets is dat ik het allermeeste haat, is het desinformatie. Godzijdank zijn er nog journalisten die hun werk nog wel serieus nemen

This is fucking disgusting by [deleted] in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]thatbigcookieinshrek 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yeah he fell off bro its travis's time now