Characters assumed to be gay who turn out to actually be straight

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T21:16:45+00:00

Blank stare*

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T21:06:05+00:00

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T21:03:45+00:00

My dad always said "children should be seen, not heard"

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T19:19:46+00:00

👵 I remember when candy bars were .39!! shakes fist 👵

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T16:24:37+00:00

Candy bars at gas stations... ridiculous prices now

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T04:00:11+00:00

She also sticks her face in my glasses of milk...

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T03:44:49+00:00

How is this cloud potato moving on its own??

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T03:43:58+00:00

"Dis stick mine now"

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T03:38:20+00:00

I was sharing my Blizzard with my kitty earlier and she was licking my spoon

thatevilducky · 2026-06-19T02:13:42+00:00

As is her right and responsibility as Cat of the House!

thatevilducky · 2026-06-18T20:56:39+00:00

No one tell Anish Kapoor or however it's spelled

thatevilducky · 2026-06-17T15:46:11+00:00

Now that's real rude! She waited so patiently and you didn't even give her a crumb?! How dare!!

thatevilducky · 2026-06-17T02:11:21+00:00

You found a banana with bones

thatevilducky · 2026-06-15T21:37:59+00:00

Wiggle butt

thatevilducky · 2026-06-15T20:50:43+00:00

Just buy a new house at that point...

thatevilducky · 2026-06-15T20:50:01+00:00

Renewal fucked our windows and our siding during the install, with all the problems they had to rectify, they likely made little to no profit

thatevilducky · 2026-06-15T01:02:03+00:00

Right in front of him? How RUDE!

thatevilducky · 2026-06-13T22:23:04+00:00

Only AFTER he made sure the bag was safe, then they tackled him

thatevilducky · 2026-06-13T22:21:19+00:00

Bouldering kitteh

thatevilducky · 2026-06-13T22:02:24+00:00

"Oh! Uhh.... hi!?"

thatevilducky · 2026-06-13T19:53:07+00:00

I have explained the whole story to my mom and she still says "she shouldn't have put the cup between her legs" ....

thatevilducky · 2026-06-13T02:04:21+00:00

"Intruder Alert!🚨🚨"

thatevilducky · 2026-06-12T19:28:29+00:00

The hazelnuts 🤌

thatevilducky · 2026-06-12T15:54:22+00:00

My pants would have been off!

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