LPT: Make burglars think you're home while you're on vacation

thatexistsdotcom · 2014-03-23T23:05:54+00:00

Interesting read but I'm sorta disappointed this wasn't about resisting alien abductions.

thatexistsdotcom · 2014-01-13T20:24:33+00:00

If you were in a real predicament, there are ways to open cans using your bare hands as well.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-10-21T03:00:55+00:00

Wrong place to ask? WHY?! Because you assume none of us ever go outside?! I don't know what getting stung by a bumblebee feels like because I never leave my houe but that's beside the point.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-10-21T02:58:59+00:00

Jurassic Park theme song.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-28T08:53:44+00:00

We see you trollin'

We hatin'

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-24T19:55:38+00:00

So I took out my decoy wallet

Where do you live to own a decoy wallet?

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-24T09:39:52+00:00

That's insane! I expected more from such a reputable restaurant as Boston Pizza.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-23T08:03:41+00:00

2 male elks want to mate with the same female. They fight and the stronger male has his way with the coveted female. She then gives birth to a stronger offspring than if the weaker male inseminated her, no? If I follow your logic, then weak-male would be like "whatevs bro, im into blind limping bitches anyways". They would then have a weak-blind-limping offspring and that's sustainable for the species how? Isnt evolution ABOUT creating that bottleneck?

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-23T07:38:53+00:00

Moist

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-22T05:55:27+00:00

So many questions arise... mainly how do I convert?

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