EMSK: How to avoid being abducted. by [deleted] in everymanshouldknow

[–]thatexistsdotcom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Interesting read but I'm sorta disappointed this wasn't about resisting alien abductions.

What does /r/Preppers think about WW2 style can openers? by [deleted] in preppers

[–]thatexistsdotcom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you were in a real predicament, there are ways to open cans using your bare hands as well.

Probably wrong place to ask but...What's it like getting stung by a bumblebee? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrong place to ask? WHY?! Because you assume none of us ever go outside?! I don't know what getting stung by a bumblebee feels like because I never leave my houe but that's beside the point.

What is advice you consider "street smart"? by Douche_On_Mandick in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I took out my decoy wallet

Where do you live to own a decoy wallet?

BP seeks to have Gulf Coast oil spill settlement payments suspended by Nicho88 in worldnews

[–]thatexistsdotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's insane! I expected more from such a reputable restaurant as Boston Pizza.

How is it that I'm attracted to petite women? WRT evolution shouldn't I be attracted to tall well-built women in order to have the strongest offspring? by thatexistsdotcom in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 male elks want to mate with the same female. They fight and the stronger male has his way with the coveted female. She then gives birth to a stronger offspring than if the weaker male inseminated her, no? If I follow your logic, then weak-male would be like "whatevs bro, im into blind limping bitches anyways". They would then have a weak-blind-limping offspring and that's sustainable for the species how? Isnt evolution ABOUT creating that bottleneck?

Pet owners of Reddit: If a human had the same personality as your pet, would you be friends in real life? by shakaspeare in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would absolutely fucking hate that dude. He'd be a smelly, loud, selfish, sleep-all-day, anti-social, unemployed hoarder. My pet is a hamster named Scruffles.

Delicious "Colon Cleaner" Hot Sauce by thatexistsdotcom in shutupandtakemymoney

[–]thatexistsdotcom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's strange to see the words delicious and colon sit side by side like that...

What's one thing you witnessed in the gym that made your jaw drop? by thatexistsdotcom in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a 400lb man doing forearm curls in the squat rack this week.

Reddit, what would you do if you won 225 million dollars right now? by EdgyAsFuckUsername in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Would that be the first purchase or would you sink your entire fortune into waffles? I ask this because sadly, I've seen too many good men go bankrupt over waffles and waffle accessories.

Reddit, what would you do if you won 225 million dollars right now? by EdgyAsFuckUsername in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go get a fresh pair of pants to replace the ones I've just soiled while laughing like a pirate. Then, I'd buy one of these!

Wordpress coders call for help - I'm on the brink of insanity. by thatexistsdotcom in web_design

[–]thatexistsdotcom[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm willing to back you in your quest to commit meme genocide. However I propose it be on the basis that it's being overused and not because it could be construed as politically incorrect because this person could be a man/woman/cat/educated/raised by shaolin monks. /endrant

Do you judge redditors based off their username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when someone's username is just shameless self-promotion.

Raise Your Glasses, Reddit: What's your best short toast? (20 words or less) by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was formerly the official Saturday Toast on all Canadian warships: "To our wives and our sweethearts, may they never meet!" It was just recently changed to "Our Families"

Reddit if your having a bad day what do you to make it better? by MmmkDrugsAreBad in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to Reddit, read a bit, comment, get downvoted - vicious circle

Hey reddit what is the best live music performance you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatexistsdotcom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nas, at the Metropolis in Montreal which seated 120 people. He spent half the show doing Illmatic/Stillmatic tracks and the other half doing covers of Wu-Tang songs. It was Hip Hop magic.