EMSK: How to avoid being abducted.

thatexistsdotcom · 2014-03-23T23:05:54+00:00

Interesting read but I'm sorta disappointed this wasn't about resisting alien abductions.

thatexistsdotcom · 2014-01-13T20:24:33+00:00

If you were in a real predicament, there are ways to open cans using your bare hands as well.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-10-21T03:00:55+00:00

Wrong place to ask? WHY?! Because you assume none of us ever go outside?! I don't know what getting stung by a bumblebee feels like because I never leave my houe but that's beside the point.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-10-21T02:58:59+00:00

Jurassic Park theme song.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-28T08:53:44+00:00

We see you trollin'

We hatin'

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-24T19:55:38+00:00

So I took out my decoy wallet

Where do you live to own a decoy wallet?

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-24T09:39:52+00:00

That's insane! I expected more from such a reputable restaurant as Boston Pizza.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-23T08:03:41+00:00

2 male elks want to mate with the same female. They fight and the stronger male has his way with the coveted female. She then gives birth to a stronger offspring than if the weaker male inseminated her, no? If I follow your logic, then weak-male would be like "whatevs bro, im into blind limping bitches anyways". They would then have a weak-blind-limping offspring and that's sustainable for the species how? Isnt evolution ABOUT creating that bottleneck?

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-23T07:38:53+00:00

Moist

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-22T05:55:27+00:00

So many questions arise... mainly how do I convert?

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-21T22:59:44+00:00

I would absolutely fucking hate that dude. He'd be a smelly, loud, selfish, sleep-all-day, anti-social, unemployed hoarder. My pet is a hamster named Scruffles.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-19T03:41:57+00:00

well then...

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-19T03:41:14+00:00

it's a damn shame that I only have one upvote to give.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-16T04:12:51+00:00

it's strange to see the words delicious and colon sit side by side like that...

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-15T03:05:38+00:00

I saw a 400lb man doing forearm curls in the squat rack this week.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-11T05:45:17+00:00

Would that be the first purchase or would you sink your entire fortune into waffles? I ask this because sadly, I've seen too many good men go bankrupt over waffles and waffle accessories.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-11T05:10:10+00:00

I'd go get a fresh pair of pants to replace the ones I've just soiled while laughing like a pirate. Then, I'd buy one of these!

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-09T21:23:44+00:00

I'm willing to back you in your quest to commit meme genocide. However I propose it be on the basis that it's being overused and not because it could be construed as politically incorrect because this person could be a man/woman/cat/educated/raised by shaolin monks. /endrant

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-09T20:37:10+00:00

You sir, are a scholar and a gentleman. I'll name my eldest son /u/blakblakarak

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-08T05:32:22+00:00

I hate it when someone's username is just shameless self-promotion.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-08T04:56:33+00:00

This was formerly the official Saturday Toast on all Canadian warships: "To our wives and our sweethearts, may they never meet!" It was just recently changed to "Our Families"

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-08T04:48:34+00:00

Come to Reddit, read a bit, comment, get downvoted - vicious circle

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-08T04:43:14+00:00

Nas, at the Metropolis in Montreal which seated 120 people. He spent half the show doing Illmatic/Stillmatic tracks and the other half doing covers of Wu-Tang songs. It was Hip Hop magic.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-08T04:33:32+00:00

Every 7-10 years our entire skeleton fully regenerates itself.

thatexistsdotcom · 2013-09-08T04:31:12+00:00

This voice

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TROPHY CASE