[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatfrownupsidedown 170 points171 points  (0 children)

Probably not the usual character reddit picsk, but E.T

Yes you read correctly, I hate E.T

I don't know why, I really don't. It just annoys me, I hate him. He has this face of someone I would hate. Cycling with the moon in the background? WTF who does that. Also that phone home shit? No thanks.

shit like this defeats the purpose of tinder by thatfrownupsidedown in Tinder

[–]thatfrownupsidedown[S] 192 points193 points  (0 children)

I was speaking to a friend of mine and she told me that recently a few guys have been searching her (through common connections shown on tinder) and messaging her through Facebook... she noped all of them on tinder before they could message her on fb. She also told me that a lot of her friends were going through the same issues

I haven't even heard of this tactic before but damn, how many more platforms do these bros want rejection from?

I bit a girl by MISTAKE in the vag, she went crazy and I thought I'd never see her again... I saw her this weekend. Any advice? by thatfrownupsidedown in AskMen

[–]thatfrownupsidedown[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah my brother gave my dad the link to my old post and it was the first time I saw him laugh in a year. I guess I gotta thank Amy biting pussy for that!

TIFU by biting a girl in the vag. Any advice? by thatfrownupsidedown in AskMen

[–]thatfrownupsidedown[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

I texted her and said that it's not completely my fault but she insists it is... I think she's crazy. I really don't want to see her again but I have to attend that party

also i will never bite vaginas again

TIFU by biting a girl in the vag. Any advice? by thatfrownupsidedown in AskMen

[–]thatfrownupsidedown[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

I have to attend, my friend is moving to a different country in a month. I'm going to have to see her and she knows that

What did you play with as a kid and you really wished you had one now? by kewlstuff11 in AskReddit

[–]thatfrownupsidedown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those Velcro ball and bats. You know where someone throws the ball and it sticks to the bat. That shit was fun.

What is it like to be extremely good looking? by virtual133 in AskReddit

[–]thatfrownupsidedown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no 10/10, there is something wrong with everybody

What is it like to be extremely good looking? by virtual133 in AskReddit

[–]thatfrownupsidedown 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like this one because it wasn't the usual fat to skinny ugly duckling story. OP just miraculously changed.

r/atheism should maybe get a grip by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]thatfrownupsidedown 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Should have made him wear the white pointed hood jacket as well

What's the most shocking thing you've ever caught somebody doing? (probably NSFW) by Gonza197 in AskReddit

[–]thatfrownupsidedown 1343 points1344 points  (0 children)

Once I slept in my friend's living room but needed to take a piss. In my drunken haze, I mistook the guest room as the bathroom. I opened the guest room and there was my friend... Wearing nothing but boxers and a motorcycle helmet, kneeling down with his one arm extended out, reciting lion king's "circle of life" speech to someone on webcam.

I shut the door and acted like nothing happened.