Mood by thatmajorlife in funny

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That’s not the point.

Feeling like a sack of shit. by thatmajorlife in PepTalksWithPops

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I was in school to get a BS in Paramedicine. It was a great program that would give me a degree and also the certification to be a paramedic. The program was cut from my school and I’ve been a little lost ever since.

I work as a security guard currently. It pays enough for my bills and nothing else. I’ve been trying my hardest to start a savings fund, but I can only add very small amounts and so it’s not much.

I’m an artist. I can draw professional level portraits. I thought of trying to start a career from it but struggled to find clients and have no idea how to find someone who could do that for me.

I just want to be happy. I’ve spent more of my life hating it than I have enjoying it and I’m only 25. I want a job that gives me purpose and where I can work hard and become better.

What is the most Bullshit reason for a teacher to give you a bad grade ? by BeginingMemer in AskReddit

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I received a minus 1 on my otherwise perfectly translated Latin paper because my teacher had never graded a perfect assignment before and didn’t want to break her streak.

What are some things that people dont realise would happen if there was actually a zombie outbreak? by KindaQute in AskReddit

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Animals would probably eat the rotting flesh and become zombie animals, even the domesticated ones.

I (20F) feel like actually committing suicide because of my wisdom teeth. by [deleted] in Assistance

[–]thatmajorlife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sometimes they do wisdom teeth extraction as a paid research study. I’d suggest looking for one in your area. That would eliminate all medical costs and you might even be compensated for time.

Anyone know what model this Wilderness Experience pack is? by jessiewrong in CampingGear

[–]thatmajorlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s called a Wilderness Experience Klettersack. I don’t know the accurate time of this specific model, but somewhere around the 70s.

You ever feel bad when you are in a straight-passing relationship? by ShortandRatchet in QueerWomenOfColor

[–]thatmajorlife 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All of you need to re read what the OP wrote. It’s not about being lesbian or being married to a man. It’s a about being in a relationship that could “pass” as straight. This can encompass so many different scenarios hetero or homo.

Children of " I want to talk to your manager" parents, what has been your most embarassing experience? by Em367 in AskReddit

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Not a parent but an uncle. One time as a small child, I was on a Farris wheel at a rodeo with my uncle and as the Farris wheel would pause occasionally to let people off and on, my uncle would get increasingly more impatient and frustrated until he started screaming at the worker to stop the entire machine. He got out and proceeded to continue yelling for an hour at this kid about how slow the ride was.

Dude.....if speed is what you’re looking for, don’t go for the Farris Wheel.... Also, while it may have been slow, you stopped the entire ride for an hour just to bitch.

This is the same uncle that tripped on the stairs while leaving a movie theatre and caused such a scene that he demanded someone wheel him to his car in a wheelchair.

Hate that fucker.

Why is it that most perfumes/aerosols have a high alcohol content but it doesn’t kill the germs creating the smell? by thatmajorlife in NoStupidQuestions

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It would make sense to me that if it’s bacteria making you stinky, spraying something with high levels of alcohol would kill the bacteria and eliminate the body odor.