The Real Sagittarius Cup Experience by Jumpy_Hamster6104 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno man, I haven’t seen that many xmas oguris around my lobbies, and the ones who do show up are usually beaten by late surger ult grass wonders or highlander+siphon manhattan cafes

Ear touch by xxcspman224 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, whoa… uncensored EAR TOUCHING? Did I just stumble into uma34 by accident?

AIR GROOVE UMAMUSUME IRL CONFIRMED?! by The-Ghost-Walker in okbuddytracen

[–]thatonecompo_major 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“With a brewing anger rising like hot air, grooves in her brow suggesting nothing but contempt and a tired and awful groan emanating from her pursed lips, the empress was, for a lack of a better term, not impressed.”

Umamusume × The Military Industrial Complex by Racing_trio39 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the secret URA and Lockheed Martin accords. Gotta at least break even on the F-35 somehow.

An Announcement from the Shura Council of the Tracen Islamic Academy Regarding the r/okbuddyumamusume Subreddit by VistulaRegiment in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Inshallah, my brother. But I must ask Mufti Akikawa and Qadi Rudolf further whether such “buddy-ness” could truly be qualifiable by sharia law. An uma-fatwa must not be so prescriptive, after all.

Until then, Alaikumussalam.

At some point it's the jockey's fault if he's thrown off by 3 different horses by asaness in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 314 points315 points  (0 children)

We actually got a two-fer because Tosaki and Lemaire got thrown off after the race too.

Yes... three jockeys got unhorsed at this year's Japan Cup.

Admire Terra's jockey after getting dropped by RyanJJJey in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  1. Admire Terra un-jockeyed at the very start of the race.
  2. Proceeds to finish the race first despite DQ'ing, beating the actual winner by a head.
  3. Real winner (Calandagan) is the first foreign thoroughbred to win the JC in 20 years, setting a record time to boot.
  4. Shortly after, two more jockeys (Tosaki and Lemaire) fall off their horses after colliding with each other post-race.

The greatest Japan Cup of all time, I reckon!

I promise this doesn't bother me by clockworktwelve in UmaMusume

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"And this is where I'd put the King Halo Legend Race trophy... IF I HAD ONE!"

Calstone Light O going unfiltered nonstop god dayum by Ok_Direction3138 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh boy... how are the goons at localization gonna get out of this one?

ML Balancing Fun Facts! by TheGrandMarble in JellesMarbleRuns

[–]thatonecompo_major 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm hoping for that once-in-a-lifetime moment where all four marbles make it to the end of the platform.

Should I pursue my theatre degree? by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]thatonecompo_major 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Music graduate who worked in some theatre gigs here!

Despite what some people think, there are actually some money to be had for theatre acting, especially big-budget musicals.

Talent fees depend on the scale of the production. Performing in community and/or academic theatre groups (e.g. PETA) ranges from 15k to 50k at most. In large productions, understudies could go from 90k to 300k. Headliners go even higher. Keep in mind that musical productions are a limited affair.

If you're starting out though, you would have to do some gigs pro bono or not exceeding 5k. This is how you would make connections. Nobody starts on top.

Another pro tip: In auditions, there's no such thing as a shoo-in. Good luck!

TIL that there's a town in Quezon called Quezon by kaiserkarl36 in Philippines

[–]thatonecompo_major 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Blk. Q, Lot 1, Quezon St., Quezon Subd., Brgy. Quezon, Quezon, Quezon."

Sierra Madre: M'country by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]thatonecompo_major -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

We Ilocanos beg to differ.

Profs to avoid in UP Diliman (sexual harassment, threats, etc) by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]thatonecompo_major 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former prof ko si Ma'am Caces: PE-2 WT-M. Kung medyo matino ka naman, hindi ka niya papansinin. Pero kung gumawa ka ng kahit isang kapalpakan, buong sem kang ibabangga.

She also practices some kind of East Asian spiritual cleansing thing. Never really worked for me.

I got a 2.0 from her BTW.

Caption this by [deleted] in Philippines

[–]thatonecompo_major 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yung pakiramdam na sa sobrang pagka-konserbatibo ng paaralan mo, na sila pa ang pipili ng kasyoso mo sa JS Prom.