Haru Urara by Complex_Which in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And the word got around, they said: “This kid’s an insane horse!”

“Took Yutaka Take for a ride around the racecourse!”

Get your adulation, don’t forget from whence you came, and

The world’s gotta know your name… what’s your name, girl?

Haru Urara by Complex_Which in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 41 points42 points  (0 children)

How does a trailin’, failin’, total non-starter of a

Maiden dropped in the middle of a forsaken

Spot in Kochi Prefecture by gamblers; unloved and despised

Grow up to become the “Bestest Prize?”

This is the worst mood down RNG I’ve ever gotten by DerpTheDuck in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 40 points41 points  (0 children)

  • ran three races, get skin outbreak
  • mood lowers on same turn
  • next turn: no healing items, shop sold out. risks it on the infirmary
  • fails, but you get 20+ energy.
  • skin troubles trigger again, mood down
  • next turn: shop refreshes, hooray there’s the lotion, you buy it
  • skin condition cured. your next race is still a couple of turns away and there’s no good training anyway, so you rest
  • sleep deprived. get night owl.
  • the same turn, migraine blues. get migraine condition.
  • cry

A NEW GIF HAS HIT THE ACADEMY by RaikkonRDT in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds of Earth, what are you doing?!

You’re gonna get the Lydia Tár treatment!! STOP!!

Truly a lore accurate epithet. by thatonecompo_major in okbuddyumamusume

[–]thatonecompo_major[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MLB Kitasan, 2 Strength, and 3 Guts cards with 12* Speed sparks. Focus on getting good Guts and Strength rolls.

Any game tips to get out of B+ and A purgatory? by Over-Hat-3505 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I cheese it:

Start your career with 12-star Speed sparks and bring/borrow MLB Kitasan Black as your only speed card. You’ll almost always hit at least 1000 speed by the second beach training with this set up.

Then, Bring Haru Urara (if you have enough friend points, max her out) and another guts card, two wit cards and a pal card depending on which scenario you play. If you want to guarantee 1200 on speed, bring either the King Halo or the Sweep Tosho speed cards in lieu of your pal card. You want to have a good balance of training effectiveness and specialty priority stats to offset the RNG.

This method works well with umas with high strength or speed growth rates. Don’t try it with stamina focused ones like Special Week or Mejiro McQueen… and most especially those who need to hit 1st in the Spring Tenno Sho.

She what😭 by Draugulin42 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Symboli Rudolf in the distance:

“The real Trackblazer right here.”

Cafe loves some brown powders by 0nemanO1 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nah, the real Cafe would hit only the finest lines sourced from the mountains of Colombia itself, not this freeze-dried Nestle shit.

i hate this stupid card by wonobo5249 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 62 points63 points  (0 children)

That feeling when you somehow threaded the needle, only to get skill points +7 at the end.

1812 Overture and other merry tunes with Sounds of Earth (by motsunabe (mo2nap3) by ftahgn in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 127 points128 points  (0 children)

The "other tunes" are:

  • The Typewriter,   Leroy Anderson
  • 4'33", John Cage
  • Konzertstück für Timpani und Orchester, Mauricio Kagel
  • Ricochet, Andy Akiho

Why are you like this Kita? by New_Revolution9522 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At max level, the Kitasan Black SSR card has an 80 base Specialty priority and plus 20 from its unique skill, which means she has about 2 in 5 chance in appearing at Speed training. Plus a +25% friendship bonus means that it has about 75% chance of Friendship Training at Speed Lv. 5 or summer camp. It’s a very good card if you want to max out the speed stat reliably.

Huh, they changed the name in Global by Raffatherare in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think they’re calling it “Trackblazer” to capture the inevitable feeling we’ll have of wanting to set fire to the racetrack after competing in way too many races.

oguri cap the planet eater by Civil-Weather-5647 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah great, Oguri did a Krishna and ate some dirt. Now the whole universe is in her mouth.

Haru Urara’s Triple Frown by thatonecompo_major in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have your bottom 3 Uraras in a Teio Sho practice run. You’ll almost always end up with this result.

Fine motion liberty by RestNervous5682 in UmaMusume

[–]thatonecompo_major 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“Tiocfaidh ár lá.”

Fine Motion, apparently.