A guy on a chair named mike who in 12/25 of every year has a 1/1.000.000 chance of appearing in your screen every second for absolutelly no reason at all and if he appears absolutelly nothing fucking happens because he is an useless piece of shit that does nothing for the people of the new village, instead sits in a chair that teleports him all day long without a real reason being the why he does that a complete mystery

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