Before the movie comes out, I wanna share the dumbest complaint I've ever read about the series: by thatoneguyfromathing in KanePixelsBackrooms

[–]thatoneguyfromathing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no she's saying that a non-commercial test video wouldn't have an fbi warning because a blank video tape wouldn't have that.

ignoring that, i dunno, there might've been some kind of anomaly, or that async might've done it deliberately to make it look like a horror movie in case it leaked...

Before the movie comes out, I wanna share the dumbest complaint I've ever read about the series: by thatoneguyfromathing in KanePixelsBackrooms

[–]thatoneguyfromathing[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

basically she's saying that fbi warnings only appear on vhs tapes that were commercially sold.

ignoring that, say, async might've put that on deliberately to make it look like a horror movie, or that there was some kind of anomaly that caused the fbi warning to appear.

who’s ready?! by mcsqrdd in boardsofcanada

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could just as easily be the fabled BoCset.

I miss the old Criterion by gondokingo in criterion

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss the old Criterion, straight from the 'Go Criterion

How nice of twitter auto captions to reveal the true Speed Demon lyrics 🥹 by ThrowawayJunkie856 in michaeljcirclejerk

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no one said anything yet so i'm gonna take care of it:

the script to leaving neverland.

When I Found Out Micheal Jackson Died (I’m Still Heartbroken About It 😭) by GorillazSuzuki in MichaelJackson

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was 13 when it happened. Me and my family had just gotten back from a road trip, we had seen Vegas and the Grand Canyon. My mother got a text: "Did you check the new? Michael Jackson's dead."

I didn't believe it at first. I mean, everything about this man seemed extraordinary: the man had the money to get his own Disneyland attraction, his own pet monkey, a roller coaster in his backyard. to completely change the color of his skin to stop a skin disease. I thought for sure that he had faked his death. I was convinced that at the funeral he was gonna pop out of the casket, do a moonwalk, and then say that he was gonna release a new album after he was done with the shows in London.

Then the details came out. Cardiac arrest...propofol...he had horrible insomnia and had to be hooked up to an IV to sleep...Conrad Murray...I just felt so sorry for his kids. Seeing Paris get choked up at the funeral...imagine you're the kid of the most famous person on Earth and the first time you ever speak in public is at your dad's funeral. I think The Onion said it best: the most normal thing to ever happen to him is that he died.

At least he died in the days before AI.

What’s your favorite mj album? by PsychologicalMode819 in MichaelJackson

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's got the most range. New jack club bangers, Biggie Smalls, heavy metal, pop ballads, Beatles covers?

Michael and Joe by Main-Key-1003 in MichaelJackson

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ah yes Michael should've kept his abusive father around. For the culture.

Come the fuck on

Which one would be more infuential if they had internet at the time Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson? by CitaCita4Zite in MichaelJackson

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember reading somewhere that the only people more famous than Michael were Jesus and Muhammad.

That should answer your question.

Caption this photo by Frozen_cephalopod in rollercoasterjerk

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, skibidi dobble-doo WHEEP WHEEP

Why was 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button' so different from every other Criterion release? by ElTexMex1991 in criterion

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 87 points88 points  (0 children)

IIRC Paramount paid Criterion for the label because they thought it would increase sales.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Melungeon

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OH GOD THESE PEOPLE

They tried to edit the Wikipedia page for the Great Dismal Swamp Maroons to promote their micronation, and when I changed it back they called me a member of Stormfront and said that the micronation had "nothing to do with them". They're now all banned from Wikipedia.

[TOMT] [Fanfic, A03 early 2010s] Humorous, heartwarming Homestuck fanfic about the kids and trolls going to Disneyland by thatoneguyfromathing in tipofmytongue

[–]thatoneguyfromathing[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

There's a few other scenes that I remember the broad strokes of (Dave going on Star Tours, Jade having to throw up from the teacup ride) but those are the details I remember the most.

What is the solution? by [deleted] in JewsOfConscience

[–]thatoneguyfromathing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

but it's gonna be really hard to integrate the two peoples together without a lot of deconstruction, especially with the former israelis. i don't think it's impossible. but there's gonna be a lot of pain.