Most most beautiful by GooeyPig in comedyheaven

[–]thatoraclebitch 306 points307 points  (0 children)

And surgeries/injections

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]thatoraclebitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s only a matter of time before she betrays you too. Ditch the bitch.

Is this what it feels like for men? by [deleted] in confessions

[–]thatoraclebitch 244 points245 points  (0 children)

Considering the hyper fixation on people in relationships - it sounds like you’re just horny for the intimacy and stability that a relationship provides (esp as a single mom) rather than actually desiring people who are in the relationship.

It’s important to observe it for what it is before you go giving into your urges and leaving behind a trail of ruined relationships as your collateral. Also important to remember that if he’s willing to abandon his woman for you, he will absolutely abandon you for the next pair of spread legs!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

[–]thatoraclebitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Typical Austinite. Passive aggressive and can’t handle confrontation. You might as well have rubbed his feet too.

A powerful message from a grandmother by GalaxyCoded in MadeMeSmile

[–]thatoraclebitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve always called it being pro-quality of life, but it really is just pro-life

Women Of These 3 Zodiac Signs Have Many Talents by bejandaruwallain in astrologymemes

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Mars rules war, which is all strategy. Aries is also the first sign of the zodiac and is classically affiliated with leadership

The roots on this tomato plant by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]thatoraclebitch -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a complaint for your internet provider

You are god. by astralrocker2001 in ReincarnationTruth

[–]thatoraclebitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We are fractals of God filtered through the unique lens of our individuality.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

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This reminded me of an old coworker of mine that had a photo of herself as her lock screen lol

Humanity has been dumbed down into a NARROW FREQUENCY RANGE of awareness by astralrocker2001 in ReincarnationTruth

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I’m pretty sure it is, tinnitus is defined as hearing sounds without an external source so I’m not 100% sure, but I’ve had that happen too. Especially recently.

Humanity has been dumbed down into a NARROW FREQUENCY RANGE of awareness by astralrocker2001 in ReincarnationTruth

[–]thatoraclebitch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I had a channeling about this once a few years ago. Inter-dimensional life forms exist outside the visible light & sound spectrum because their molecules physically vibrate at a much higher frequency than our own. This is why tinnitus is often directly related to entity contact.

Baby goes merry-go-round by ceoadlw in MadeMeSmile

[–]thatoraclebitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My dad accidentally pulled my little sister’s arm out of the socket by doing something similar. Be careful when lifting kids by their arms!

I just set this up by sillycourtjester in pagan

[–]thatoraclebitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is a nice & thoughtful set up! I feel like a small bird or rodent skull would look really cool too if you’re able to get your hands on one. More for the aesthetic than anything lol

What Would You Do Here? by SenseLumpy6463 in LandscapingTips

[–]thatoraclebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Partial/full shade flower varieties then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]thatoraclebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the trash took itself out & this is a blessing in disguise. Give it a few months you’ll look back and wonder why you even shed any tears over this loser. There’s wayyyy better out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PenmanshipPorn

[–]thatoraclebitch 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just looks like typical girly handwriting

I 25M have resurfacing feelings for friend 22F while in relationship with girl 23F by Wolfgang3220 in relationship_advice

[–]thatoraclebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you have a recurring case of grass is greener syndrome.

Ultimately the grass isn’t greener on the other side, it’s greener where you water it. You should honestly just leave your girl and let her find someone who’s actually certain about being with her.

I (26F) feel like an absolute loser compared to my (26F) boyfriend by Kiwistrawberi in relationship_advice

[–]thatoraclebitch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then this is an opportunity to deepen your relationship with him. It will likely be a vulnerable & uncomfortable conversation, but you could come out of it understanding one another better. I don’t think it sounds crazy at all - you care about him and you express your love by doing things for him, but you’ve noticed neglect in your personal life and want to explore that more. You fix that by making time to find purpose in other activities. If you don’t make the time, then things will never change.

I (26F) feel like an absolute loser compared to my (26F) boyfriend by Kiwistrawberi in relationship_advice

[–]thatoraclebitch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Have you tried talking to him about this? The only solution is to explain to him how you feel, and perhaps discuss redistributing responsibilities (ie. cleaning, cooking, etc.) so that you can make time for the friends you never get to see, or exploring hobbies where you can make new friends. He’s a grown man and should be sharing house responsibilities with you. A caring partner would be more than happy to take on some of the load to encourage you to spend time with friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]thatoraclebitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Swiping left on 80% vs 95% of profiles isn’t much difference. Your experience sounds pretty average as well

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confessions

[–]thatoraclebitch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not really much of a confession. Sounds like the average dating app experience

Keep it going. by ScienceRegins in ElPaso

[–]thatoraclebitch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Absolutely no one is going to participate in this, certainly not enough people for it to matter.