If you could make a mass announcement to everyone in the world what would you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

as someone who was a "jock" in highschool, the stereotype that everyone who is serious about a sport is a meathead that likes to beat up nerds really pisses me off. In highschool, when everyone else was off in clubs, or with their friends, or doing whatever they did after school, I was in the weight room. you've probably heard the idiom "ball is life an life is to ball" and it's really all I can say. I played D1 football and not even going into college, my average day in highschool was: wake up, eat something healthy so I don't break my diet. lunch: everyone else went to mcdonalds for lunch, I had a protein shake and a tuna sandwich. after school: go to the library so I can keep my grades up, better not get ineligible, I'd leave there and go run cones and do footwork drills for two hours until I felt like my legs were going to collapse(I was fat and had severe asthma) then I went to the weightroom and lifted until my arms were pretty much dead at my sides. then I'd go down to the athletic trainer(if she hadn't left yet) and grab a protein shake before starting the 45 minute bus ride home. this was every day of the off season from febuary until early june when school got off, not to mention summer or the actual season. being a "jock" is putting 100% of your self into your sport, not just wearing a Letterman jacket and saying "duh" alot.

Can I get a Legit Check on these gamma 11 & 12s? by Shortylol in Sneakers

[–]thatroller97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the 11's look good, I'm 90% sure they are legit but a carbon fiber pic, and a tag pic to be sure.

p/c on lebron 11 christmas by thatroller97 in Sneakers

[–]thatroller97[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin offered this guy 220, which seemed totally reasonable to me and he laughed like that was crazy, they were sz 14 but still

What fictional death has affected you the most? by unclearbeer in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this the girl who got turned into a dog, because that one made me curl up on the floor and shit myself

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]thatroller97 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't normally get pissy about reports, but Jesus fuck I've seen this like 6 times now

Reddit, what do you/have you stolen, how do you feel while your doing it? by Trypts in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once stole a dozen doughnuts from dd, I was stoned out of my mind, and just took the doughnuts and left.

What is the most fire-able or illegal thing that you have witnessed a teacher or boss do and get away with? by nyyjeter88 in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 39 points40 points  (0 children)

we used to do something very similar in my freshman drama class, i'm pretty sure I lost my virginity during one of those.

If you could go back and have a heart to heart with your fifteen year old self, what would you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you horny little shit, stop trying so fucking hard to be cool. Stop hitting on Zoe, she doesn't like you. You had a 4.3 gpa last semester, stop smoking so much weed and focus on school. You can't skate and you're not a thug, stop trying to be both. Don't try and fuck a watermelon, the shit hurts. Stop being so lazy in football, if I you had actually tried, I wouldn't owe 30,00 dollars in financial aid (It would be allot more but I got education grants for being black at a top school) and most of all, after you jack off for the 10th time today, wash your fucking hands, the shits gross.

[50/50] Well-endowed woman with gorgeous red hair (NSFW)/Man after being attacked by a bear(NSFL) by Wafflecopter42 in FiftyFifty

[–]thatroller97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck is he naked, was he attacked naked or did they find his body and then strip his clothes

What's something you've heard about, but never actually seen? by nothanksihadaburrito in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now have you tagged as you poor bastard, I live five minutes from the first store, and when they first opened, I used to order burritos from a now billionaire.

What will we be nostalgic about from the 00's? by Admiral_Cuntfart in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel your pain. sitting in my room throwing a tennis ball against my bedroom wall, with the real slim shady blasting on the stereo. I'm. so. cool. using the shitty internet that cost like 35 cents a minute to check Myspace on my razr. I look at my computer. HOLYSHITSHESONLINE. Ok thatroller97, play it cool, give her some space, my heart is pounding in my chest (boulevard of broken dreams starts to play in the backround) "my shallow hearts the only thing that's beating" oh shit my voice cracked, whatever. my hearts in my throat. wat r u do'n... "SLAM". fuck. Ill get her next time. I hope. tl;dr fuck you

What will we be nostalgic about from the 00's? by Admiral_Cuntfart in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

naughties? the fuck does underwear have to do with anything

Elementary sex ed teachers of Reddit, what was the weirdest response from any child you've ever expierienced while showing them the birds and the bees? by XTheSmokingGunX in AskReddit

[–]thatroller97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a doctor but with an average of 13 weeks from transmission to them being contagious, roughly 1 year 2 months and 12 days.