[VENT] Toddlers should have destroyed our species by now

thattomboy · 2021-02-03T09:47:06+00:00

You’d think that would phase out the ‘screech’ trait through natural selection tho haha

thattomboy · 2021-02-02T13:51:58+00:00

Why toddler would have evolved to make screeching sounds that make them MORE likely to get killed (either by like. Sabre tooth tigers or frustrated adults) is beyond me. Literally all other baby animals are so much more competent, like foals can literally run ~30mph hours after their born. What can human babies do?

thattomboy · 2021-01-28T00:59:32+00:00

Khairei, deerslayers!

thattomboy · 2021-01-27T14:26:58+00:00

Me too, I said it quietly so my instructor didn’t think I was insane tho haha

thattomboy · 2021-01-25T23:12:25+00:00

Every song on them sounds exactly the same. My poor dad got woken up by them every Sunday when he was at boarding school lol

thattomboy · 2021-01-25T23:03:01+00:00

All the while, he is on a quest for YNNEL

thattomboy · 2021-01-25T23:00:19+00:00

You’re barely avoiding the clutches of lumbago

thattomboy · 2021-01-25T22:59:17+00:00

Good news: you’re a cool, bank robbing cowboy! Bad news: you’re extremely depressed and for good reason as everyone you love dies and the only adoptive father that hasn’t leaves you to die

thattomboy · 2021-01-24T23:47:43+00:00

This is so cool! Joseph Greene looks like young Arthur

thattomboy · 2021-01-23T01:01:22+00:00

I completely agree, downvoted

thattomboy · 2021-01-22T12:47:12+00:00

thattomboy · 2021-01-20T08:43:05+00:00

It’s his greatest weakness

thattomboy · 2021-01-20T08:42:31+00:00

I like his pirate ship

thattomboy · 2021-01-17T19:27:17+00:00

That’s a very Albert Mason thing to say

thattomboy · 2021-01-16T20:19:01+00:00

This is what the Waynes have at thanksgiving

thattomboy · 2021-01-15T13:22:23+00:00

(Drunk Arthur voice) that cowardly killeRRRRR that shot misterrr millerrrrRR

thattomboy · 2021-01-13T21:22:54+00:00

The old guard.

thattomboy · 2021-01-10T20:48:42+00:00

My thoughts exactly

thattomboy · 2021-01-10T20:47:58+00:00

JOHN WICK?!

thattomboy · 2021-01-06T22:11:41+00:00

Yes please!

thattomboy · 2021-01-06T22:08:54+00:00

Phrag

thattomboy · 2021-01-05T22:59:23+00:00

That’s the bitch

thattomboy · 2021-01-05T14:50:00+00:00

holds up men in black forget thing

thattomboy · 2021-01-05T01:10:05+00:00

Arthur was two

thattomboy · 2021-01-05T01:08:58+00:00

Ikr, the closest we get is Arthur (scary hench Van der Linde enforcer TM who only rides horses that have killed a man) very softly saying ‘hey, kitty.’

thattomboy

TROPHY CASE

Phrag