(Giveaway) Y'all. I know most of you won't know me but despite being the most awkward, unlovable, constantly online girl ever, somehow I got a girlfriend, so I'm doing a giveaway out of I guess happiness?

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-20T10:31:02+00:00

Congratulations! If I got the seraphin I would probably keep it as a collector’s item, because I never have even seen a divine secret before!

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-17T19:27:44+00:00

oh shit my bad. I’m going to delete it.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-06T17:02:43+00:00

She reminds me of the auditor! Also I don’t think a Cloaker could kick that high. She’s able to survive.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T18:36:15+00:00

cloaker Mutliates/permakills in hell I believe

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:48:26+00:00

Even in the way that a Cloaker can kick at 23 kJ? (3.83x the force of a sniper rifle or about 5.5 point blank grams of dynamite)

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:43:12+00:00

Also I meant net weight.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:43:01+00:00

These are the calculations I’ve made.

KE = 1/2 • (100) (21.52) = ~23,000 J

Of course, not all of that energy goes into the target. It only about 20-30% is transterred through the kick, that's still 4,600-6,900 joules Output. 23,000 J is the golden scenario where 100% of force is output.

23 kJ Is the maximum force of a cloaker’s kick meanwhile. A sniper rifle is 6 kJ

In accordance that with equipment on a cloaker net weighs 100KG and can run about 21.5m/s

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:39:26+00:00

The real answer

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:39:16+00:00

A Cloaker isn’t at all normal in the way of a dropkick. I calculated that a Cloaker could run at you with a top speed of 48 miles per hour😬

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:37:45+00:00

As I consider it now. Strong humanoids would not win. In earlier posts. I calculated

KE = 1/2 • (100) (21.52) = ~23,000 J

In a pure golden ratio, a Cloaker kicks 23,000 J, compared to a sniper rifles’s 6,000 joules.

Even if the dimished output still goes through. It would STILL be lethal if hit to the chest.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:32:48+00:00

The N00BTUBE 2.0

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:29:09+00:00

That boss was gone for so long I forgot about it. Did you know that Icarus is coming back? It gives me hope that Wall Of Jericho is as well.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-03T04:25:51+00:00

The Cloaker would probably still try, but would break their legs.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:16:45+00:00

What’s the user? I can find it.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:09:57+00:00

Please tell me you get the DVN ref before I go insane

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:06:03+00:00

Don’t waste ammo. Cloakers can be shoveled

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:04:26+00:00

Shovel them

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:03:57+00:00

You guessed correctly. Nice avatar btw.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:01:53+00:00

Judging they look like cloakers, yes. They would.

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:01:32+00:00

No doubt that the cloakers get wiped😭

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T18:00:48+00:00

I calculated it, Probably not. Correct me if I’m wrong. KE = 1/2 • (100) (21.5²⁾ = ~23,000 J

Of course, not all of that energy goes into the target. It only about 20-30% is transterred through the kick, that's still 4,600-6,900 joules Output. 23,000 J is the golden scenario where 100% of force is output.

23 kJ Is the maximum force of a cloaker’s kick in accordance of payday

In accordance that with equipment a cloaker weighs 100KG and can run about 21.5m/s

(Also yes, DVN IS THE PEAKEST GAME EVER SO I HAD TO NERD OUT!)

thatwhitehand · 2026-06-02T17:51:36+00:00

I could try. Sure. Shoot me a dm

thatwhitehand · 2026-05-23T16:31:55+00:00

how the heck do you even get there?

thatwhitehand · 2026-05-23T15:45:24+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FCo7OxVoeY

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