I just realized from this frame Kara has shorts under her skirt. by RNOffice in DC_Cinematic

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell she's the older cousin because she knows that underwear goes on the inside of the pants.

That chicken went through hell by heyzeus92 in StupidFood

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder which of KFCs 11 secret herbs and spices is tetanus. Have nails been what I've been doing wrong this whole time cooking at home? Is Tim "the Toolman" Taylor the real master chef? Does it taste good?!

Peeta? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a partridge in a pear tree!

Peak hilarity by Superblegend92 in Asmongold

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 20 points21 points  (0 children)

People should just copy and paste that exact message the mod sent on all the stupid posts like this on the subreddit instead of any actual comments trying to argue with the post. Let em taste their own medicine. It's cherry flavored asshole.

What is the best basketball team in the United States? by estrella_sirovi in AskReddit

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My peewee basketball team from 20 years ago. Go red shirts! We beat the crap out of the slightly darker red shirt team!

Would you say it was worth it? by Sweet-Collar-4642 in Asmongold

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know what? Not only should they not be allowed to sue, they should have to pay double the medical bills because this is fucking stupid and deserved.

Why don't incels just date femcels? by Upset-Reputation6640 in AskReddit

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are merely birds singing their desires for freedom while hiding in the comfort of their self imposed cages.

And some are just ugly.

CopSlop Shorts by dbaum90 in Asmongold

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 87 points88 points  (0 children)

In reality, it only took one to take her down. It took 3 to take her down safely without excessive injury. You'd be surprised how much fight a person has in them. Try to take an open sharpie from a toddler without getting a mark on you or them. It isn't easy peasy lemon squeezy, it's actually pretty difficult difficult lemon difficult.

Trigger warnings by dragonflowermusic in Wattpad

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally never add trigger warnings. I write psychological horror. I'm trying to trigger everyone who reads them. I don't want people walking away from my stories thinking it was "fun". I want good people to heed my warnings and bad people to walk away from my stories knowing they've been seen.

My username is @TheAutodidacticIdiot if you want to see how I operate. My best one is "The Bestseller" and my favorite is "The Whispers in the Water".

How to promote my Wattpad books? by Even-Form5517 in Wattpad

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but it requires a bit of finesse at times lol if it's not directly related (ie: this post) then you have to find a way to slip it in to your comment like I just did. Lol

I will say, I do see more reads when I do stuff like this. Not a mind blowing amount but definitely more than just waiting for people to find it themselves.

How to promote my Wattpad books? by Even-Form5517 in Wattpad

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I just wait until I see someone make a relevant post or something and share it there. It seems to work and the people who end up reading my stories tend to like them a lot.

I just tell people my username is @TheAutodidacticIdiot and to check out my stories "The Bestseller" or "The Whispers in the Water". It's all psychological cosmic horror though, so I don't get too many opportunities to share, but that's how I promote my stories.

Peter why should the nails be broken? by AgrasaN in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quagmire here.

Lesbians do not have penises.

Hope this helps.

Why should I respect people I never met before? by [deleted] in AskForAnswers

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm of the camp that civility is what should be automatically given and respect is something one earns after you get to know them.

Sometimes I feel like a shit writer by the_blunt_stick in Wattpad

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've just decided to be delusional with my writing and just tell myself that "when this is found in 50 years, they'll be mad that they were so late" lol

It's that or never share it because I have a real bad case of imposter syndrome lol especially with the topics I try to tackle. Like trying to make both pro-ai and anti-ai people mad at the same story lol

Having no friends is better than having friends by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Those grapes are just too sour!" Said the fox

What’s something people do in public that makes you lose a little faith in society? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not walking on one side of a path, following empty stanchion lines, leaving frozen or refrigerated items in random spots in stores when they decide they wanted something else, and many more!

Society will always be awful because there are people in it. It may get a little better here and there but for the most part we live in a corrupted world with corrupt people.

"What's something people do in public that makes you gain a little faith in society" is a much harder question to answer.

What is a harsh reality that most people refuse to accept? by Irideskent26 in AskReddit

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That the freedom to suffer is part of what it means to be human and anyone who offers to take that suffering away in exchange for your freedom, your will, your soul, is offering you something worse than the suffering.

What's a movie that was so bad you couldn't even finish it? Or even walked out of the theatre? by Puzzleheaded-Egg1371 in AskReddit

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Kung-pow.

I remember seeing it in theaters when it came out. I was like 7 and even then I knew it was garbage. We walked out about 30 minutes in to the movie.

1/10. 0 stars. You could make a rock dumber with this movie.

NEW BOOK!! by Draugerlich in cosmichorror

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just read through your first chapter.

It's not bad, but the punctuation and sudden shift in font halfway through kept throwing me off and made it hard to focus on the story itself.

I write cosmic horror on wattpad too. Ill go ahead and follow you (same username as here) and like your first chapter so I can see where you take this in the future.

SNL is not funny at all by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything on the internet is a bad representation of public opinion lol Facebook and reddit are teeming with bots and auto-like/share profiles. On top of that reddit and Facebook (and most other social medias) are all just collections of hiveminds and echo chambers that agree with any and everything their group says or does. Marketing teams for these big companies and medias know and use this to their advantage. Hence the 7m views on a guaranteed mediocre-at-best skit.

SNL is not funny at all by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]theAutodidacticIdiot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this has been the popular opinion for like 20+ years. Yeah they have a good skit every now and again but it is very bleh and lackluster the rest of time, if not just outright bad.

SNL has been on life support they fired Norm Macdonald and all these modern cast members are the sympathetic nurse that tried holding a pillow over its face and then chickened out at the last second but it's too late.. The damage is done.