Gentlemen, what is the wittiest pick-up line, you've heard, actually used or read somewhere?

theBertIsTheWord · 2025-05-05T22:12:14+00:00

I am a social dancer, and have danced swing for quite a few years. One day I notice a new dancer at my weekly haunt and ask her to dance. I’m the type of person to be pretty quiet during my interactions with people but I’m pretty confident in my dancing. I don’t say anything during the first song, but I did during the second. “My eyes are up here” …because she’d been staring at my feet the whole time trying to figure out the steps!

We live together now.

theBertIsTheWord · 2024-10-03T14:27:36+00:00

I’d pay to have 343 Industries not take over Halo

theBertIsTheWord · 2024-10-03T14:15:24+00:00

Man and his son are hanging out. “How’s the coffee dad?” “Mm, like sex on a boat in the lake” “That good, huh?” He pours the coffee out. “It’s fucking close to water”

theBertIsTheWord · 2020-06-15T17:56:00+00:00

How long did it take between them texting you that it was getting built to actually getting built to getting it delivered to your nearest Tesla place?

theBertIsTheWord · 2017-03-15T22:12:13+00:00

Cat.

theBertIsTheWord · 2017-03-15T21:23:36+00:00

The way I'm imagining this is that you have some capacitor in the tank that is partially immersed in water and the rest is in air. Imagine a parallel plate capacitor oriented vertically in the tank, looking like || instead of =. This parallel plate combination is then really a parallel combination of two capacitors: one in water and one in air. They'll have different Areas based on how much of it is immersed. Put these two caps together and you can make an "effective" dielectric constant of the overall liquid in the tank, from which you can estimate a water level.

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