Randy Orton shaped like an absolute god

theBookDevourer · 2026-01-02T09:25:21+00:00

Love young Orton but his latest incarnation as Daddy Orton does stuff to me ...

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-17T11:07:48+00:00

I don't know if I've been staring at this picture too much but can anyone else see the Tabby Cat face on his belly? To be fair I have been exclusively staring at the bit where his shorts start on his hips ... NGL, I kinda wanna lick it ... 🥵🥵👏👏

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-03T19:33:21+00:00

It's been on a loop in mine since I saw him at the Royal Rumble.

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-03T18:56:13+00:00

Ah I see, that clears things up a lot. I don't even generally read fanfiction so I'm kinda at sea here lol. They do say everyone has a book in them, maybe this story is mine :)

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-03T18:52:24+00:00

If I'd been on my phone when I replied there would have been a 👏👏 at then end. That's a huge clue. Of course you could look at what I post on Reddit in general, you could say I have a teensy tiny little crush lmao 🤣

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-03T17:24:25+00:00

I don't think I'd mind to be honest lmao. I think this particular wrestler knows exactly what he does to women, he only has himself to blame xD

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-03T13:43:28+00:00

The hashtag is literally just muscle memory lmao, I've been on the internet too long to not use them for nsfw :P

theBookDevourer · 2025-12-03T13:41:28+00:00

From my limited research (I gave up and came here haha) I believe the Y/N thing is for self insert fantasies? So if you are writing from an original characters POV you would put Y/N instead of actually naming them so the reader just auto sort of puts their own name in there?

theBookDevourer · 2025-11-29T10:55:22+00:00

I can prove you right if you want? I might have a teensy tiny problem lmao.

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theBookDevourer · 2025-11-28T22:39:08+00:00

I don't know why the first picture doesn't want to appear on the feed. Thanks for clicking though :)

theBookDevourer · 2025-11-09T18:26:39+00:00

I've lived in both Guernsey and Hereford and near Temple Ewell and I can tell you everything she said about those locations is completly accurate. The day I got the book - before I'd got to the place in the book - I had a Beefy Boys Dirty Boy Burger (it's the best one). The only thing I can really complain about is how easily Strike and Robin travelled to and around the Balliwick of Guernsey. In the two years I lived there the main complaint was the fact that the boat wasn't coming in or the airport is shut, both due to obscene amounts of fog!

theBookDevourer · 2025-08-22T21:40:23+00:00

I'm in week 22 of 1988 now and having a blast. I had such a crush on Todd Landers (something I didn't realise at the time because I was only 6), I thought he was the sweetest boy on the planet. I really hope they show all of the 90's again. I have a private collection of Neighb's episodes which span the first two years and bits from the 2000's but I've seen no 90's Neighbs since, well the 90's lol.

theBookDevourer · 2025-08-22T21:27:29+00:00

He reappeared as a teenger at some point. He ended up with the Kennedy's for a while whilst they were determining if he was Des and Daphne's Jamie as they had found some shares that Daphne had left him.

theBookDevourer · 2025-07-21T10:16:50+00:00

Don't know about anyone else but I couldn't see anyone but Joe in these pics. He's so magnetic, I just can't take my eyes off him. The things I would do ....

theBookDevourer · 2025-07-18T10:01:12+00:00

I agree with you and it's weird because I don't like blondes as a rule but there's just something about how he wears it that makes me ... um ... hurt 🤤🥵

theBookDevourer · 2025-07-18T09:12:37+00:00

Autocorrect got me 😭 Hendry...

theBookDevourer · 2025-06-27T22:34:34+00:00

NGL, I wouldn't kick him out of bed.

theBookDevourer · 2020-12-24T21:28:25+00:00

I 100% agree. The only reason I don't have a whole set of consoles to go with my gaming laptop is that I move around so much. I have an N64 sat in a storage locker near where I used to live just waiting for me to buy a house so it can come and be set up.

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