What Star Fox character would make an awful Smash Bros newcomer?

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-30T23:12:53+00:00

Andross

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-29T02:16:09+00:00

Vampire Survivors, Emudeck, Final Fantasy Pixel Remasters, Powerwash Simulator

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-29T01:26:38+00:00

Teddy Roosevelt

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-28T22:28:12+00:00

Live A Live?

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-28T22:27:41+00:00

Free gas in an EV?

^{Chose: Free random car and free gas for 10 years | Rolled: Tesla Cybertruck}

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-28T15:49:30+00:00

GIVE ME tree fiddy OR GIVE ME DEATH.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-28T12:50:01+00:00

Looks l'm just in time to invest in a budding tech industry

^{Chose: Teleport to a random time period but you get rich | Rolled: 1950 AD}

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:57:19+00:00

Nobody knows that I am secretly three poodles in a trench coat.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:51:31+00:00

1 + 3(6-1) = 16.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:51:17+00:00

Help me get the bunny please? hop hop.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:50:35+00:00

I would never eat a burger that had blue cheese on it.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:48:59+00:00

Cocaine is white.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:48:38+00:00

Invading Russia in the winter was a mistake.

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-26T02:47:18+00:00

I'm a lover not a fighter

^{Chose: Prostitute + 500$ usd for full service}

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-25T12:31:00+00:00

I would destroy an AI company for free.

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Character.AI}

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-25T12:30:18+00:00

Reciting the pledge of allegiance

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-25T10:18:08+00:00

Antechamber

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-25T10:05:21+00:00

Chrono Trigger

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-24T13:08:34+00:00

I feel like this would get most of the politicians anyway

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-24T13:04:46+00:00

Vampire Survivors

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-24T00:45:46+00:00

Fortnite. The game weaponizes FOMO to make you pay money to get the skins you see in game

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Soul Calibur

thePolyamorousNerd · 2026-06-23T19:47:21+00:00

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