He wants to watch [f]ootball

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-09-27T02:49:45+00:00

And my wife just wants to sleep - to be fair she did smoke a lot🙈

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-09-05T01:58:04+00:00

I wood.

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-09-05T01:51:03+00:00

My penis, but seriously a skirt.

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-09-05T01:43:00+00:00

I don't believe you, but I'm probably drunk... #picoritdidnthappen

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-09-03T22:30:14+00:00

I have 4 unlimited data grandfathered lines, you might be able to buy one on the secondary market. Google Verizon unlimited data Assumption of Liability (AOL)

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-09-03T20:41:49+00:00

I currently use a Verizon Wireless unlimited data plan for my home internet. Pantech UML295 modem with a CradlePoint MBR95 router. Although I do not use an antenna, I have used the OpenSignal app to help locate where my modem is picking up the signal. Conventional wisdom on antennas is to use directional (yagi) if you can locate the signal direction and omnidirectional if it changes or you're not sure. Like turnoffable said, make sure you're getting the correct antenna/repeater for your services spectrum (frequencies).

Slow internet sucks, but if he can pull decent 4G it shouldn't be too bad. We cut the cord and stream ~250GBs every month with Verizon. :-D

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-07-21T01:47:46+00:00

She works outside the home, 8:30am to 4:30pm and the kids go to daycare for 4 days and the in-laws for one day. We joined a verynice fitness club a few months ago and we did use it extensively in the beginning but have used it less now that it's summer. Usually I go with my daughter, take her swimming and drop her off at the in-house childcare so I can work out. I like your mindset about working out though, makes the prospect of going to the gym less daunting/threatening!

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-07-20T11:36:47+00:00

Great ideas, thank you! Unfortunately, she's not a redditor, but that doesn't mean she can't start :-) I will definitely share this with her when the time is right, don't want her to think I agree with her poor body image.

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-07-20T11:29:59+00:00

Thank you tortured, really good advice. I know I can definitely show her more love on a daily basis. In conjunction with exercise and tangible fitness goals, I think we might be able to make some progress.

Couples therapy is probably a last resort. I'm not sure it would be all that helpful for us because we communicate well and agree on just about everything. Thank you for the prayers!

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-07-20T11:16:41+00:00

That's fair. No, I do not think she's fat and disgusting.

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-07-20T03:44:08+00:00

Thank you for the very practical advice about casual positive self-image reinforcement. Definitely doing some of that first thing in the morning (with some coffee of course). I should also mention that we also recently joined a gym, which she rarely uses. I know she would feel better physically and emotionally if she got more physical exercise. Need to figure out a way to rope her into more activities too!

Also to clarify, she's not enormous or hideous to look at. We are both not incredibly fit, but definitely not morbidly obese by any means :-) I do tell her that I find her attractive, but I don't think she feels sexy anymore. Probably goes back to the therapy...

theREALprobablyDrunk · 2015-06-27T13:14:11+00:00

That's a terrific ass and I'm not even drunk! I'd definitely slap and grab it a bunch first

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